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There are 109 misheard song lyrics for Christopher Cross on amIright currently.

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"All Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All right, vote for Ronald Reagan
I think he might just work out this time.
Original Lyrics:
All right, think we're gonna make it
I think it might just work out this time.
"All Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All right, vote for Ronald Reagan
Reagan might just work out this time.
Original Lyrics:
All right, think we're gonna make it
I think it might just work out this time.
"All Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I have lived before.
Original Lyrics:
I know I've been hurt before.
"All Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all right, Ping├╝ino Rodriguez
Original Lyrics:
Well it's all right; I think we're gonna make it
"All Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all right
I think it's only Megan.
Original Lyrics:
It's all right
I think we're gonna make it.
"All Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so right, think we're gonna bake it.
Eating right, just workout right next time.
Original Lyrics:
It's all right, think we're gonna make it.
I think it might just work out this time.
"All Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, it's all right
I think we're getting naked
Original Lyrics:
Well, it's all right
I think we're gonna make it
"Arther's theme" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Arther Reed does as he pleases.
Original Lyrics:
Arther, he does as he pleases.
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All of his life, he's in masters chambers.
Original Lyrics:
All of his life, he's mastered choice.
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Arthur he danced on the ceiling
all of his life his master's joy
Original Lyrics:
Arthur, he does as he pleases
all of his life his master's toys
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Arthur he does as he pleases,
All of his life he's messed with toys
Original Lyrics:
Arthur he does as he pleases,
All of his life he's mastered choice
Editor's note: This line is actually disputed. Christopher actually sounds like he's clearly saying "All of his life, his master's toys", but most lyrics sites have the line listed as "...he's mastered choice". Until I see the liner notes of the album, I'm leaving this one as it is.
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Arthur he does as he pleases
All of his life he's messed his trousers.
or
Arthur he does as he pleases
All of his life, he's missed his chances.
Original Lyrics:
Arthur, he does as he pleases
All of his life his mastered choice.
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Arthur he does as he pleases
All of his life his master's toys.
Original Lyrics:
Arthur he does as he pleases
All of his life his mastered choice.
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Arthur he farts when he sneezes.
Original Lyrics:
Arthur he does as he pleases.
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Arthur, he dance as he pleases
All of his life, his master's choice.
Original Lyrics:
Arthur, he does as he pleases
All of his life, he's mastered choice.
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Arthur, he dances, he pleases
or
Arthur, he dances naked
or
Arthur, he dances naked
Original Lyrics:
Arthur, he does as he pleases
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Arthur, he does as he pleases,
all of his life he's messed his trousers
Original Lyrics:
Arthur he does as he pleases,
all of his life his master's toys
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Arthur, he does as he pleases,
All of his life, his master's choice
Original Lyrics:
Arthur, he does as he pleases,
All of his life he's mastered choice
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Arthur, he does as he pleases.
All of his life, he's mastered toys
Original Lyrics:
Arthur, he does as he pleases.
all of his life his master's toys
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Arthur, he does as he pleases
All of his life he's messed his trousers
Original Lyrics:
Arthur, he does as he pleases
All of his life his master's toys
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Arthur, he does as he pleases
All of his life, he's messed his trousers.
Original Lyrics:
Arthur, he does as he pleases
All of his life, his master's toys.
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Given a choice between the moon and New York City
Original Lyrics:
When you get caught between the moon and New York City
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's what you can do is fall in love.
Original Lyrics:
Best that you can do is fall in love.
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's what you can do---fall in love.
Original Lyrics:
The best that you can do is fall in love.
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up and she's still with you
Even though you left her way across town.
Original Lyrics:
Wake up and it's still with you
Even though you left her way across town.
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you get caught between the mood in New York City
Original Lyrics:
When you get caught between the moon and New York City
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you get drunk between the moon and New York City.
Original Lyrics:
When you get caught between the moon and New York City.
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you get f***ed between the moon and New York City
Original Lyrics:
When you get caught between the moon and New York City
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you get off between the mood and New York City
Oh it's a pity, but it's true
or
When you get off between the mood and New York City
I know it's silly, but it's true
or
When you get off between the mood and New York City
I know it's silly, but it's true
Original Lyrics:
When you get caught between the moon and New York City
I know it's crazy, but it's true
"Baby Says No" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I really think I've got a bed this time around.
Original Lyrics:
I really think I've got it bad this time around.
"I'll Never Be The Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ali Bhutto
Original Lyrics:
I'll live alone.
"I'll Never Be The Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ollie Boo Long
Original Lyrics:
I'll live alone.
"I'll Never Be The Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ollie Vallone
Original Lyrics:
I'll live alone.
"I'll Never Be The Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poly Boolon
Original Lyrics:
I'll live alone.
"I'll Never Be the Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
All-lay Boo-long
or
All they doo-dong
Original Lyrics:
I'll live alone.
"I'll Never Be the Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ollie Valone
Original Lyrics:
I'll live alone.
"Never Be The Same" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A le veulon
And try so hard to write a book.
Original Lyrics:
I live alone
And try so hard to rise above.
"Never Be The Same" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Allez vous la
Original Lyrics:
I'll live alone.
"Never Be The Same" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I will never be the same
Without you here Hallelulong
Hide myself behind my tears
Original Lyrics:
And I will never be the same
Without you here I live alone
Hide myself behind my tears
"Never Be The Same" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll never be insane without you ear
or
And I'll never be in Seine without your ear.
Original Lyrics:
And I'll never be the same without you here.
"Never Be The Same" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll never be the same without your love
Olly-bullow I tried so hard to ride the bus
Original Lyrics:
And I'll never be the same without your love
I'll live alone Try so hard to rise above
"Never Be The Same" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hallelujah!
Original Lyrics:
I'll live alone.
"Never Be The Same" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Holly Goolong.
Original Lyrics:
I'll live alone.
"Never Be The Same" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I try so hard to ride the bus
Original Lyrics:
I try so hard to rise above
"Never Be The Same" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll go live in Lowell.
Original Lyrics:
I'll live alone.
"Never Be The Same" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Knowing the land, touch me that way Way that you did that very first day
Original Lyrics:
No one will ever touch me that way Way that you did that very first day
"Never Be The Same" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No one will ever touch me that way
Where did you get that very worst way?
Original Lyrics:
No one will ever touch me that way
Way that you did that very first day.
"Never Be the Same" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Allez-vous-en
And try so hard to rise above.
Original Lyrics:
I live alone
And try so hard to rise above.
I didn't know the real words until this year, and I remember when the song came out. That's a long time to be wrong.
"Never Be the Same" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll never be the same with that tumor
Original Lyrics:
And I'll never be the same without you here
"Never Be the Same" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just the same, boy or girl.
Original Lyrics:
Just one thing 'fore you go.
"Never Be the Same" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No wonderland touched me that way.
Original Lyrics:
No one'll ever touch me that way.
"Never Be the Same" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Parlez-vous love
Original Lyrics:
I live alone
And try so hard to rise above.
"Never Be the Same" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We get you started over again.
Original Lyrics:
We could just start it over again.
"No Time For Talk" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I head to Thomas' school.
Original Lyrics:
The hand of time is cold.
"Ride Like The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Accused and tried and gone to hey
Original Lyrics:
Accused and tried and told to hang
"Ride Like The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to win.
Original Lyrics:
Ride like the wind.
"Ride Like The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It is the night my father's weak.
Original Lyrics:
It is the night my body's weak.
"Ride Like The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It is the night, my fart is weak.
Original Lyrics:
It is the night, my heart is weak.
"Ride Like The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It is the night
My fart is weak
Original Lyrics:
It is the night
My body's weak
"Ride Like The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It isn't right.
Original Lyrics:
It is the night.
"Ride Like The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lived my life like Gungha Din.
Original Lyrics:
Lived nine lives, gunned down ten.
"Ride Like The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lived nine lives, Gunga Din.
Original Lyrics:
Lived nine lives, gunned down ten.
"Ride Like The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make it through the morning with Michelob
Original Lyrics:
Make it to the border of Mexico
"Ride Like The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never was a cad, I'd do as I was told.
Original Lyrics:
Never was the kind to do as I was told.
"Ride Like the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Always spoke my mind with a gun in my hand and nine lives
Could be ten
Original Lyrics:
Always spoke my mind with a gun in my hand and nine lives
Gunned down ten
"Ride Like the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've got such a long way to grow
(Such a long way to grow)
Connected to the border of Mexico
So I run like the wind
Run like the wind
Original Lyrics:
And got such a long way to go
(Such a long way to go)
To make it to the border of Mexico
So I ride like the wind
Ride like the wind
"Ride Like the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was booked for miles with a gun in my hand and
And I lied, Gunga Din and
And it was time to do what I was told
Original Lyrics:
Always spoke my mind with a gun in my hand and
Lived nine lives, gunned down ten and
Never was the kind to do what I was told
"Ride Like the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born the son of a Amish man Always spoke my mind with a gun in my hand
Original Lyrics:
I was born the son of a lawless man Always spoke my mind with a gun in my hand
"Ride Like the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Naked to the border of Mexico
Original Lyrics:
Make it to the border of Mexico
"Ride Like the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then it was time to do as I was told
Original Lyrics:
Never was the kind to do as I was told
"Ride Like the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To make it to the corner of Mexico
Original Lyrics:
To make it to the border of Mexico
"Sailing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All caught up in the referee
Every worm has a symphony.
Original Lyrics:
All caught up in the reverie
Every word is a symphony.
"Sailing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you stand the miracles?
Just you wait and see.
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see.
"Sailing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Candice can do miracles.
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles.
"Sailing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not far back to Santa Cruz.
Original Lyrics:
It's not far back to sanity.
"Sailing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not far down the merry face.
Original Lyrics:
It's not far down to paradise.
"Sailing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not far to Never-Never Land
For Reason 2 thru 10.
Original Lyrics:
It's not far to Never-Never Land
No reason to pretend.
"Sailing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not far to the Netherlands.
Original Lyrics:
It's not far to Never Neverland.
"Sailing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not fart to Never Never Land
Original Lyrics:
It's not far to Never Never Land
"Sailing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Its not far back to Santa Fe
Original Lyrics:
Its not far back to sanity
"Sailing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mechanics can do miracles
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles
"Sailing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh the kin-skinned and miracles, just you wait and see
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see.
"Sailing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the Cavs can do miracles
Original Lyrics:
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
"Sailing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, they can, they can do miracles.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, the canvas can do miracles.
"Sailing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailing takes me away to where I'm goin', doo doo de doo doo.
Original Lyrics:
Sailing takes me away to where I've always heard it could be.
"Sailing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailing
Takes me away to where I always hood it to be.
Original Lyrics:
Sailing
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be.
"Sailing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailing
Takes me away to where I'm going, tutti-frutti.
Original Lyrics:
Sailing
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be.
"Sailing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The cameras can do miracles
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles
"Sailing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The campers can do miracles.
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles.
"Sailing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The candles can do miracles
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles
"Sailing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The candy can do miracles
Just you wait and see
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles Just you wait and see.
"Sailing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The chemist can do miracles
Adjust your weight and see.
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see.
"Sailing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The chemist can do miracles
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles
"Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ganders can do miracles.
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles.
"Sailing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The ham is canned in miracles
Just you wait and see.
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see.
"Sailing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well it's not far back to Santa Cruz.
Original Lyrics:
Well it's not far back to sanity.
"Sailing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well it's not far down to parrot dike
At least it's not for me
If the wind is right you can sail away
And find some wells of tea
Oh, the candles can do miracles
Just you wait and see.
Original Lyrics:
It's not far down to paradise
At least it's not for me
And if the wind is right you can sail away
And find tranquility
The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see.
"Sailing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, it's not far back to Santa Fe
Original Lyrics:
Well, it's not far back to sanity
"Sailing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm sailing
All caught up in a web of lies
Every word is a symphony
Original Lyrics:
When I'm sailing
All caught up in the reverie
Every word is a symphony
"Sailing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can withstand the miracle
Just you wait and see.
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see.
"Sailing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can withstand the miracle
Just you wait and see.
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see.
"Say You'll Be Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to get my villain back down on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
I've got to get my feet back down on the floor.
"Say You'll Be Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sexy-fy
Original Lyrics:
Say you'll be mine
"Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save your love for some n***er,
Some n***er'll come soon
Original Lyrics:
Save your love for someday, girl,
Someday'll come soon
You may not want to publish this, it's ok if you don't, but I was interested to know if anyone else misheard this one in the same way, or am I just haunted by the ghost of some fat racist comedian from the 1970s.
"Think of Laura" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's the kind of curl she wants
Original Lyrics:
That's the kind of girl she wants
"Think of Laura" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tinker Bell
Original Lyrics:
Think of Laura

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