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"All Right"
All right, vote for Ronald Reagan
I think it might just work out right this time.
All right, think we're gonna make it
I think it might just work out right this time.
"All Right"
All right, vote for Ronald Reagan
Reagan might just work out right this time.
All right, think we're gonna make it
I think it might just work out right this time.
"All Right"
I know I have lived before.
I know I've been hurt before.
"All Right"
It's all right
I think it's only Megan.
It's all right
I think we're gonna make it.
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)"
All of his life, he's in masters chambers.
All of his life, he's mastered choice.
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)"
Arthur he does as he pleases
All of his life his master's choices.
Arthur he does as he pleases
All of his life his master's toys.
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)"
That's what you can do is fall in love.
Best that you can do is fall in love.
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)"
That's what you can do---fall in love.
The best that you can do is fall in love.
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)"
Wake up and she's still with you
Even though you left her way across town.
Wake up and it's still with you
Even though you left her way across town.
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)"
When you get f***ed between the moon and New York City
When you get caught between the moon and New York City
"Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)"
Arthur he danced on the ceiling
all of his life his master's joy
Arthur, he does as he pleases
all of his life his master's toys
"Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)"
Arthur he does as he pleases,
All of his life he's messed with toys
Arthur he does as he pleases,
All of his life his master's toys
"Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)"
Arthur he does as he pleases
All of his life he's messed his trousers.
or
Arthur he does as he pleases
All of his life, he's missed his chances.
Arthur, he does as he pleases
All of his life his master's toys.
"Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)"
Arthur he farts when he sneezes.
Arthur he does as he pleases.
"Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)"
Arthur, he dance as he pleases
All of his life, his master's choice.
Arthur, he does as he pleases
All of his life, he's mastered choice.
"Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)"
Arthur, he dances, he pleases
or
Arthur, he dances naked
or
Arthur, he dances naked
Arthur, he does as he pleases
"Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)"
Arthur, he does as he pleases,
All of his life, his master's choice
Arthur, he does as he pleases,
all of his life his master's toys
"Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)"
Arthur, he does as he pleases,
all of his life he's messed his trousers
Arthur he does as he pleases,
all of his life his master's toys
"Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)"
Arthur, he does as he pleases.
All of his life, he's mastered toys
Arthur, he does as he pleases.
all of his life his master's toys
"Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)"
Arthur, he does as he pleases
All of his life, he's messed his trousers.
Arthur, he does as he pleases
All of his life, his master's toys.
"Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)"
Given a choice between the moon and New York City
When you get caught between the moon and New York City
"Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)"
When you get drunk between the moon and New York City.
When you get caught between the moon and New York City.
"Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)"
Oh it's a pity, but it's true
or
When you get off between the mood and New York City
I know it's silly, but it's true
or
When you get off between the mood and New York City
I know it's silly, but it's true
When you get caught between the moon and New York City
I know it's crazy, but it's true
"Baby Says No"
I really think I've got a bed this time around.
I really think I've got it bad this time around.
"I'll Never Be The Same"
Ali Bhutto
I'll live alone.
"I'll Never Be The Same"
Ollie Boo Long
I'll live alone.
"I'll Never Be The Same"
Ollie Vallone
I'll live alone.
"I'll Never Be The Same"
Poly Boolon
I'll live alone.
"I'll Never Be the Same"
All-lay Boo-long
or
All they doo-dong
I'll live alone.
"I'll Never Be the Same"
Ollie Valone
I'll live alone.
"Never Be The Same"
A le veulon
And try so hard to write a book.
I live alone
And try so hard to rise above.
"Never Be The Same"
Allez vous la
I'll live alone.
"Never Be The Same"
And I will never be the same
Without you here Hallelulong
Hide myself behind my tears
And I will never be the same
Without you here I live alone
Hide myself behind my tears
"Never Be The Same"
And I'll never be insane without you ear
or
And I'll never be in Seine without your ear.
And I'll never be the same without you here.
"Never Be The Same"
And I'll never be the same without your love
Olly-bullow I tried so hard to ride the bus
And I'll never be the same without your love
I'll live alone Try so hard to rise above
"Never Be The Same"
Hallelujah!
I'll live alone.
"Never Be The Same"
Holly Goolong.
I'll live alone.
"Never Be The Same"
I try so hard to ride the bus
I try so hard to rise above
"Never Be The Same"
I'll go live in Lowell.
I'll live alone.
"Never Be The Same"
No one will ever touch me that way
Where did you get that very worst way?
No one will ever touch me that way
Way that you did that very first day.
"Never Be the Same"
And I'll never be the same with that tumor
And I'll never be the same without you here
"Never Be the Same"
Just the same, boy or girl.
Just one thing 'fore you go.
"Never Be the Same"
No wonderland touched me that way.
No one'll ever touch me that way.
"Never Be the Same"
We get you started over again.
We could just start it over again.
"No Time For Talk"
I head to Thomas' school.
The hand of time is cold.
"Ride Like The Wind"
Accused and tried and gone to hey
Accused and tried and told to hang
"Ride Like The Wind"
I'd like to win.
Ride like the wind.
"Ride Like The Wind"
It is the night my father's weak.
It is the night my body's weak.
"Ride Like The Wind"
It is the night, my fart is weak.
It is the night, my heart is weak.
"Ride Like The Wind"
It is the night
My fart is weak
It is the night
My body's weak
"Ride Like The Wind"
It isn't right.
It is the night.
"Ride Like The Wind"
Lived my life like Gungha Din.
Lived nine lives, gunned down ten.
"Ride Like The Wind"
Lived nine lives, Gunga Din.
Lived nine lives, gunned down ten.
"Ride Like The Wind"
Make it through the morning with Michelob
Make it to the border of Mexico
"Ride Like The Wind"
Never was a cad, I'd do as I was told.
Never was the kind to do as I was told.
"Ride Like the Wind"
Always spoke my mind with a gun in my hand and nine lives
Could be ten
Always spoke my mind with a gun in my hand and nine lives
Gunned down ten
"Sailing"
All caught up in the referee
Every worm has a symphony.
All caught up in the reverie
Every word is a symphony.
"Sailing"
Can you stand the miracles?
Just you wait and see.
The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see.
"Sailing"
Candice can do miracles.
The canvas can do miracles.
"Sailing"
It's not far back to Santa Cruz.
It's not far back to sanity.
"Sailing"
It's not far down the merry face.
It's not far down to paradise.
"Sailing"
It's not far to Never-Never Land
For Reason 2 thru 10.
It's not far to Never-Never Land
No reason to pretend.
"Sailing"
It's not far to the Netherlands.
It's not far to Never Neverland.
"Sailing"
Its not far back to Santa Fe
Its not far back to sanity
"Sailing"
Mechanics can do miracles
The canvas can do miracles
"Sailing"
Oh, the Cavs can do miracles
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
"Sailing"
Oh, they can, they can do miracles.
Oh, the canvas can do miracles.
"Sailing"
Sailing takes me away to where I'm goin', doo doo de doo doo.
Sailing takes me away to where I've always heard it could be.
"Sailing"
Sailing
Takes me away to where I always hood it to be.
Sailing
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be.
"Sailing"
Sailing
Takes me away to where I'm going, tutti-frutti.
Sailing
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be.
"Sailing"
The cameras can do miracles
The canvas can do miracles
"Sailing"
The campers can do miracles.
The canvas can do miracles.
"Sailing"
The candles can do miracles
The canvas can do miracles
"Sailing"
The chemist can do miracles
Adjust your weight and see.
The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see.
"Sailing"
The chemist can do miracles
The canvas can do miracles
"Sailing"
The ganders can do miracles.
The canvas can do miracles.
"Sailing"
The ham is canned in miracles
Just you wait and see.
The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see.
"Sailing"
Well it's not far down to parrot dike
At least it's not for me
If the wind is right you can sail away
And find some wells of tea
Oh, the candles can do miracles
Just you wait and see.
It's not far down to paradise
At least it's not for me
And if the wind is right you can sail away
And find tranquility
The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see.
"Sailing"
You can withstand the miracle
Just you wait and see.
The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see.
"Sailing"
You can withstand the miracle
Just you wait and see.
The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see.
"Say You'll Be Mine"
I've got to get my villain back down on the floor.
I've got to get my feet back down on the floor.