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"All Right"
Misheard Lyrics:
All right, vote for Ronald Reagan
I think it might just work out right this time.
Original Lyrics:
All right, think we're gonna make it
I think it might just work out right this time.
"All Right"
Misheard Lyrics:
All right, vote for Ronald Reagan
Reagan might just work out right this time.
Original Lyrics:
All right, think we're gonna make it
I think it might just work out right this time.
"All Right"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I have lived before.
Original Lyrics:
I know I've been hurt before.
"All Right"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all right
I think it's only Megan.
Original Lyrics:
It's all right
I think we're gonna make it.
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
All of his life, he's in masters chambers.
Original Lyrics:
All of his life, he's mastered choice.
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Arthur he does as he pleases
All of his life his master's choices.
Original Lyrics:
Arthur he does as he pleases
All of his life his master's toys.
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's what you can do is fall in love.
Original Lyrics:
Best that you can do is fall in love.
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's what you can do---fall in love.
Original Lyrics:
The best that you can do is fall in love.
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up and she's still with you
Even though you left her way across town.
Original Lyrics:
Wake up and it's still with you
Even though you left her way across town.
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you get f***ed between the moon and New York City
Original Lyrics:
When you get caught between the moon and New York City
"Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Arthur he danced on the ceiling
all of his life his master's joy
Original Lyrics:
Arthur, he does as he pleases
all of his life his master's toys
"Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Arthur he does as he pleases,
All of his life he's messed with toys
Original Lyrics:
Arthur he does as he pleases,
All of his life his master's toys
"Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Arthur he does as he pleases
All of his life he's messed his trousers.
or
Arthur he does as he pleases
All of his life, he's missed his chances.
Original Lyrics:
Arthur, he does as he pleases
All of his life his master's toys.
"Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Arthur he farts when he sneezes.
Original Lyrics:
Arthur he does as he pleases.
"Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Arthur, he dance as he pleases
All of his life, his master's choice.
Original Lyrics:
Arthur, he does as he pleases
All of his life, he's mastered choice.
"Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Arthur, he dances, he pleases
or
Arthur, he dances naked
or
Arthur, he dances naked
Original Lyrics:
Arthur, he does as he pleases
"Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Arthur, he does as he pleases,
All of his life, his master's choice
Original Lyrics:
Arthur, he does as he pleases,
all of his life his master's toys
"Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Arthur, he does as he pleases,
all of his life he's messed his trousers
Original Lyrics:
Arthur he does as he pleases,
all of his life his master's toys
"Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Arthur, he does as he pleases.
All of his life, he's mastered toys
Original Lyrics:
Arthur, he does as he pleases.
all of his life his master's toys
"Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Arthur, he does as he pleases
All of his life, he's messed his trousers.
Original Lyrics:
Arthur, he does as he pleases
All of his life, his master's toys.
"Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Given a choice between the moon and New York City
Original Lyrics:
When you get caught between the moon and New York City
"Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you get drunk between the moon and New York City.
Original Lyrics:
When you get caught between the moon and New York City.
"Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh it's a pity, but it's true
or
When you get off between the mood and New York City
I know it's silly, but it's true
or
When you get off between the mood and New York City
I know it's silly, but it's true
Original Lyrics:
When you get caught between the moon and New York City
I know it's crazy, but it's true
"Baby Says No"
Misheard Lyrics:
I really think I've got a bed this time around.
Original Lyrics:
I really think I've got it bad this time around.
"I'll Never Be The Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ali Bhutto
Original Lyrics:
I'll live alone.
"I'll Never Be The Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ollie Boo Long
Original Lyrics:
I'll live alone.
"I'll Never Be The Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ollie Vallone
Original Lyrics:
I'll live alone.
"I'll Never Be The Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poly Boolon
Original Lyrics:
I'll live alone.
"I'll Never Be the Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
All-lay Boo-long
or
All they doo-dong
Original Lyrics:
I'll live alone.
"I'll Never Be the Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ollie Valone
Original Lyrics:
I'll live alone.
"Never Be The Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
A le veulon
And try so hard to write a book.
Original Lyrics:
I live alone
And try so hard to rise above.
"Never Be The Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
Allez vous la
Original Lyrics:
I'll live alone.
"Never Be The Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I will never be the same
Without you here Hallelulong
Hide myself behind my tears
Original Lyrics:
And I will never be the same
Without you here I live alone
Hide myself behind my tears
"Never Be The Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll never be insane without you ear
or
And I'll never be in Seine without your ear.
Original Lyrics:
And I'll never be the same without you here.
"Never Be The Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll never be the same without your love
Olly-bullow I tried so hard to ride the bus
Original Lyrics:
And I'll never be the same without your love
I'll live alone Try so hard to rise above
"Never Be The Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hallelujah!
Original Lyrics:
I'll live alone.
"Never Be The Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holly Goolong.
Original Lyrics:
I'll live alone.
"Never Be The Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
I try so hard to ride the bus
Original Lyrics:
I try so hard to rise above
"Never Be The Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll go live in Lowell.
Original Lyrics:
I'll live alone.
"Never Be The Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one will ever touch me that way
Where did you get that very worst way?
Original Lyrics:
No one will ever touch me that way
Way that you did that very first day.
"Never Be the Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll never be the same with that tumor
Original Lyrics:
And I'll never be the same without you here
"Never Be the Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just the same, boy or girl.
Original Lyrics:
Just one thing 'fore you go.
"Never Be the Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
No wonderland touched me that way.
Original Lyrics:
No one'll ever touch me that way.
"Never Be the Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
We get you started over again.
Original Lyrics:
We could just start it over again.
"No Time For Talk"
Misheard Lyrics:
I head to Thomas' school.
Original Lyrics:
The hand of time is cold.
"Ride Like The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Accused and tried and gone to hey
Original Lyrics:
Accused and tried and told to hang
"Ride Like The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to win.
Original Lyrics:
Ride like the wind.
"Ride Like The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
It is the night my father's weak.
Original Lyrics:
It is the night my body's weak.
"Ride Like The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
It is the night, my fart is weak.
Original Lyrics:
It is the night, my heart is weak.
"Ride Like The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
It is the night
My fart is weak
Original Lyrics:
It is the night
My body's weak
"Ride Like The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
It isn't right.
Original Lyrics:
It is the night.
"Ride Like The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lived my life like Gungha Din.
Original Lyrics:
Lived nine lives, gunned down ten.
"Ride Like The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lived nine lives, Gunga Din.
Original Lyrics:
Lived nine lives, gunned down ten.
"Ride Like The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make it through the morning with Michelob
Original Lyrics:
Make it to the border of Mexico
"Ride Like The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never was a cad, I'd do as I was told.
Original Lyrics:
Never was the kind to do as I was told.
"Ride Like the Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always spoke my mind with a gun in my hand and nine lives
Could be ten
Original Lyrics:
Always spoke my mind with a gun in my hand and nine lives
Gunned down ten
"Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
All caught up in the referee
Every worm has a symphony.
Original Lyrics:
All caught up in the reverie
Every word is a symphony.
"Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you stand the miracles?
Just you wait and see.
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see.
"Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Candice can do miracles.
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles.
"Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not far back to Santa Cruz.
Original Lyrics:
It's not far back to sanity.
"Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not far down the merry face.
Original Lyrics:
It's not far down to paradise.
"Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not far to Never-Never Land
For Reason 2 thru 10.
Original Lyrics:
It's not far to Never-Never Land
No reason to pretend.
"Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not far to the Netherlands.
Original Lyrics:
It's not far to Never Neverland.
"Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Its not far back to Santa Fe
Original Lyrics:
Its not far back to sanity
"Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mechanics can do miracles
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles
"Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the Cavs can do miracles
Original Lyrics:
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
"Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, they can, they can do miracles.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, the canvas can do miracles.
"Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailing takes me away to where I'm goin', doo doo de doo doo.
Original Lyrics:
Sailing takes me away to where I've always heard it could be.
"Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailing
Takes me away to where I always hood it to be.
Original Lyrics:
Sailing
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be.
"Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailing
Takes me away to where I'm going, tutti-frutti.
Original Lyrics:
Sailing
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be.
"Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cameras can do miracles
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles
"Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
The campers can do miracles.
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles.
"Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
The candles can do miracles
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles
"Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chemist can do miracles
Adjust your weight and see.
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see.
"Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chemist can do miracles
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles
"Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ganders can do miracles.
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles.
"Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ham is canned in miracles
Just you wait and see.
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see.
"Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well it's not far down to parrot dike
At least it's not for me
If the wind is right you can sail away
And find some wells of tea
Oh, the candles can do miracles
Just you wait and see.
Original Lyrics:
It's not far down to paradise
At least it's not for me
And if the wind is right you can sail away
And find tranquility
The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see.
"Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can withstand the miracle
Just you wait and see.
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see.
"Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can withstand the miracle
Just you wait and see.
Original Lyrics:
The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see.
"Say You'll Be Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to get my villain back down on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
I've got to get my feet back down on the floor.

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