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Song Parodies -> "Fannie Mae"

Original Song Title:

"Maggie May"

Original Performer:

Rod Stweart

Parody Song Title:

"Fannie Mae"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Wake up Fannie I think I got mortgage debt payments due
we've got obama and I really think that bank man's a fool
my house is now really used and my rates will be excused
oh fannie I couldn't have lied any more
your bank made a low rated loan just to let me have my own home
that was the start now I am out of work

the mortgage man he was in my face and really threw a rage
but that don't worry me none I ain't payin back anything
I laughed at all the bank folks obama said just buy some smokes
oh fannie I couldn't have lied any more

you got me a massive home with a job at the market zone
I did my part, now the house I will do without


all I needed was a friend to lend a loan
but you wanted to recover your money, oh whatever, I'm all tapped out
lent me cash for my new bed
and every morning put me in the red
Oh fannie, I could not cry any more
you lured me to buy that home said I need one of my own
I did my part, you won't collect it if you try

I suppose I could collect my toughts and go back to work
or get a car loan too, and make a livin out of playing poor
or watch as barack wrecks the free land and ask for cash demands
Oh fannie I wish I'd never bought this place
I had a first class history
but I'm now in bankruptcy
I did my part but don't take my house away

fannie I wish I'd never bought this place
now make it my home, oneof these days

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Timmy1000 - March 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Unfortunately - so true
Patrick - March 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Good parody. Matches the feeling of disgust and hard lessons learned from the original. Just got out of a relationship that was a microcosm of the financial meltdown. Was there ever another time in history when the rich tried to exploit the poor by showering them with houses and cars? Remember always, the bankers would not have made the bad loans, and the speculators would not have bought them, had not Congress promised to rob from us to make good any of the banker's mistakes. November 2010, time to clean House.

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