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Song Parodies -> "The Bowflex"

Original Song Title:

"The Reflex"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Duran Duran

Parody Song Title:

"The Bowflex"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

the the the bowflex
the bowflex
the bowflex
fle-fle-fle-flex

you've got too fat this time
no dancing, dead by valentines
I tell you babe, no messing around
blood pressure on the danger line
don't cross that bridge, just avoid it
another day,
to make a start, oh no
big guys have huge size, it's expanding
and they need a helping hand, oh oh

why-y-y- don't you use it
try-y-y don't abuse it
all that fat got to lose it


why-y-y- don't you use it
try-y-y don't abuse it
all that fat got to lose it

the bowflex, is for exercise,
it's sitting in the hall
the bowflex, is the door to finding
another size so small
and watching fat just spilling over
you have gone too far
every little thing the bowflex does
burns some fat off of your body part

just give a try, and don't you get off
and don't slow down, just flex it out
all the chips ate by the t.v. set
don't want to be so round, my belt's let out

why-y-y- don't you use it
try-y-y don't abuse it
all that fat got to lose it

why-y-y- don't you use it

the bowflex, is for exercise,
it's sitting in the hall
the bowflex, is the door to finding
another size so small
and watching fat just spilling over
you have gone too far
every little thing the bowflex does
burns some fat off of your body part

the bowflex, is for exercise,
it's sitting in the hall
the bowflex, is the door to finding
another size so small
and watching fat just spilling over
you have gone too far
every little thing the bowflex does
burns some fat off of your body part

the bowflex, is for exercise,
it's sitting in the hall
the bowflex, is the door to finding
another size so small
and watching fat just spilling over
you have gone too far
every little thing the bowflex does
burns some fat off of your body part

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Johnny D - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
555, and Malcolm, I kid you not - - - yesterday I experimented with a parody of "The Reflex" by Duran Duran called "Solo-Flex", but I didn't get it to work the way I wanted, so I scrapped it ...... looks like you and I crossed paths in the Amiright Parody Coincidence Nexus. Good job!
the Stick - August 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Really funny parody, great idea, man!
Fatman - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Great Idea, great parody, overall well done. All 5s for you.

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