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Song Parodies -> "Rocket...when?"

Original Song Title:

"Rocket Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Rocket...when?"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

he packed his bags last night, pre flight,
bail out Mindy , but what then?
and he's gonna be pried.. was she tight back then

we're just good friends he said.. I have a wife.
it's lonely on the road.. on such a red sox.... night..

and although we've had a thing a long long time
some one should never pry unless they find
I was her fist for things kids never know oh no no no
I was her rocket man
rocket man, did you ever feel her girly zone?

Mass.. ain't the place to pitch in fact, it's old as hell
and there's no one there to watch it when I did

and all this prying, I don't understand
it was my job, five days a week
I was her rocket man....



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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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Melanie Lee - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
I found this one funnier than your other Mindy/Rocket parody. Even though it's more graphic than the other, the choices of words are more clever. However, some of your pacing is off here, and I think you dropped a few words in the third stanza. Pretty good job, though. Advice: follow through on the whole song and repeat/rewrite the chorus and the coda (the end of the song). 4-4-4.
Invisible Boy - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
First (fist?) of all...Go Red Sox". Good idea here Malcolm. Poor ol' Roger's having a tough year isn't he ?
UnKnownVotress - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . ? ? ? . . .
Ann Hammond - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
MrMacphisto - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
lol... nice...

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