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Song Parodies -> "I Want To Make Three ( The Golfer's Song)"

Original Song Title:

"I Want To Break Free"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I Want To Make Three ( The Golfer's Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I want to make three
I want to make three
I want to make three with no lies
on my scorecard, you guys, yea I need to
I've got to make thre
god knows god knows I've got to make three

I've got a new glove
I've got a new glove for the first time
this time my game is for real
I got a new glove
god knows, god knows I've got a new glove

it's strange after two
I an't get over the way that putt rolls right on through
and I have to be sure
or I screw up my score
and I won't make a three yeah
oh no I won't make a three
oh how I want to make thre

but life will go on..
I'll just get used to puttin' it out puttin it out puttin'
putting it out from the side
why won't it go in the hole?
god knows.. for a par I'd sell my soul
oh baby why not me???
I've got to make three

I've got to make three
I got to make three yeah

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2nz - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
I've lost many-a-golf-bags due to ridiculous frustration of this game. I only vaguely remember the song and I wanna listen to it while I read through the parody. Three 5's for what I remember and I'll be back.
Michael Pacholek - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
This wasn't a Merry-and-Pip tribute?

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