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Song Parodies -> "Boogie Wipes"

Original Song Title:

"Boogie Nights"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Heatwave

Parody Song Title:

"Boogie Wipes"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

how do you make a hankie dance?? put a little boogie in it
boogie wipes....oh-oo-oo
boogie wipes....oh-oo-oo
boogie wipes....oh-oo-oo
boogie wipes....oh-oo-oo

boogie wipes,
when they're comin your cold's started
boogie wipes..
do the left then right, and keep them parted



just when the boogies come down
boogie wipes are always the best in town

got to keep them dryin
keep them dryin
got to keep them dryin
keep them dryin

boogie wipes,
top live grooves,
got to keep them drier
boogie wipes
always there,
when you are a crier

just when the boogies come down
boogie wipes are always the best in town

(dry it right)
can you show you know how to do it
boogie wipes,
do it, do it
boogie wipes
eleven on the upper lip will do it
boogie wipes,
do it, do it


boogie wipes,
here they come, and you know that feeling
boogie wipes
dry them right, no use in revealing

boogie wipes boogie wipes
keep on dancing keep on dancing
boogie wipes boogie wipes
keep on dancing keep on dancing

just when the boogies come down
boogie wipes are always the best in town


got to keep them dryin
keep them dryin
got to keep them dryin
keep them dryin

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