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Song Parodies -> "Blackturd"

Original Song Title:

"Blackbird"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Blackturd"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

one of my "darker" moments as T2N writer.... as I said. I'll take the clunkers with the good I wrote Ths was a clunker
blackturd floating in the toilet bowl,
tells me something's wrong with my inside
I might die
now I will be waiting for the lab tests to arrive

blackturd came about from my butt hole
big and round and fat but dark you see,
I might die
black ones mean that bleeding in the colon has arrived

black turds die
I might die
but I will die on a cold dark night

black turds mean I'm at the end of life
polyps turned into malignancy
I might die
black ones mean that bleeding in the colon has arrived

black turds die
I might die
but I will die on a cold dark night

I am calmly waiting for the lab tests to arrive
I am only waiting for the lab tests to arrive
I am sadly waiting for the blood tests to arrive

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TJC - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice! A mournful tone and outlook matches the OS... Butt...don't get desparate yet...could just be you chugged some Pepto Bismol, ate too much licorice, scarfed down a "ship" load of blueberries, threw back a fistful of Iron supplements or were chowing down on those peeling leaded paint flakes in your recording studio--and forgot that they all make `em black! On the other hand... you may only have 24 hours to live...
The Caca Man - October 15, 2006 - Report this comment
hahaha, i loved it !!!! i dont know why parodies about poop get a lot of hate on this site though. great job, man!!! keep it up.
aoit - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
TCM, shut up. People hate 'em because they're too disgusting.
2Eagle - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
And the poo keeps right on coming.
The Caca Man - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
yes, the 'poo' being aoit and his comments.
aoit - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, TCM, I'm not a he, I'm a she. And for the 189,467th time, shut up.
Moe from the simpson's - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh, so it's you again, is it?
The Caca Man - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
You're a 'she'.....It all makes sense now why you hate my parodies so much. Females (for the most part) find what i do too disgusting. BTW, aoit, I would like to read/hear some of YOUR parodies.
Schwarnold Ortzanegger - October 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Aoit doesn't have any parodies. And neither do I.
The Caca Man - October 22, 2006 - Report this comment
how would you know that? unless you are one person posting under different names.... btw, i find it hard to believe that 'aoit' doesnt have any parodies. i'm sure she submits parodies to this site (under another name of course). Of course, when she posts comments she's too scared to use her parody author name.
Chick Daney - October 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I think you are making an unfounded assumption.
The Caca Man - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
l think i'm right.
Chick Daney - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
You're not. If you were, then my favourit sitcom of the 1960's would be the Penis Van Lesbian Show. Ever watch that?
Schadenfreudian Slip - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
to TCM: And if all the anti-poop critics were the same person in disguise, then your mama would be my distant cousin's daddy's first cousin's grandma once removed!
Poopie Long-stocking - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh yes, I watch Penis Van Lesbian all the time! He's a funny guy. I like to watch the reruns everyday on TV Land.
movie buff - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
so do I Poopie! And I especially loved watching him play Bert in Mary Poopins!
Chick Daney - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
The Cacca Jerk is still wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Wrong times infinity.
Schadenfreudian Slip - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Lol @ movie buff...you said Mary Poop-ins! Never thought of that..

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