this has got to be the saddest day of my life
I wrote this tune to give a bit of bad news
I won't be able to write about you anymore
because of the gender issues and the disguise you have
I've been writing here every day
and since this is your last song forever
I wanna scold you just one more time
when you hit "next page" please don't look back
I want to remember you just like this
hey kids, Pips and Mer, goodbye

I had to write this song today
there's just so many things to say
know I'm feelin like Florio
but there's so much more I need to know

we've been writing and it's wrong
I have the feelin, it's gone too long
please pippin, are you a guy?
it's Pips and Mer, goodbye

many months have passed us by
just what are you? are you a guy?
I 'm surprised, and Billy too
i just think this is the thing to do

it's gonna hurt me I can't lie
what else to write about? oh but never a guy
we're the same betwen the thighs thighs thighs thighs thighs
it's pips and Mer, say goodbye

it's gonna hurt me I can't lie
what else to write about? never never a guy
we're the same betwen the thighs thighs thighs thighs thighs
it's pips and Mer, say goodbye


maybe you'll find, and con some other guy
hey pips and mer, goodbye phony ladies
please don't cry
understand me, won't you try

it's Pips and Merry, goodbye