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Song Parodies -> "Itchin To Glide.. (the Green Aircraft Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Hitchin A Ride"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Vanity Fare

Parody Song Title:

"Itchin To Glide.. (the Green Aircraft Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

the plane went up, it towed me high
he cut me loose, and now I'm gonna fly
itchin to glide itchin to glide
gonna land alone, do a belly slide

ain't got no flaps, ain't got no prop
i will need updrafts or I'm gonna drop
itchin to glise itchin to glide
soaring here alone flying far and wide

glide glide glide itchin to glide
glide glide glide itchin to glide

I got a call, a pilot said
to move it over or I will be dead
bitch doesn't glide. he doesn't glide
he doesn't know this thing won't fly

glide glide glide itchin to glide
glide glide glide itchin to glide

the plane went up, it towed me high
he cut me loose, and now I'm gonna fly
itchin to glide itchin to glide
gonna land alone, do a belly slide

glide glide glide itchin to glide
glide glide glide itchin to glide
glide glide glide itchin to glide
glide glide glide itchin to glide

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Baba Wawa - April 15, 2009 - Report this comment
As i told Kathy Gwiffin, I actuwally pwefew astwoglide.

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