last night when I got home, about a half past two
I saw a lesion, and then a rash,
and I didn't know what to do
kept my cool, I aint no fool, let me tell ya what happened then
early woke, and I walked out,
and I toddled to the doctor then,

so if you get gonorrhea,
don't give it to your wife,
then she gets a lawyer
it's the end of your life
if you get gonorrhea,
don't give it to your wife,
wrap your little willy's home
duck away a few night

when a man loves a woman,
it's hard for hin to see
why that new young lady
would give out an STD
was I wrong to get drunk,
and kiss and want some more
listen guys wrap up be wise,
when you enter through the exit door

so if you get gonorrhea,
don't give it to your wife,
then she gets a lawyer
it's the end of your life
if you get gonorrhea,
don't give it to your wife,
wrap your little willy's home
duck away a few night

now I've done many things you see,
some I'm not quite so proud to say
but while I'm healthy, hey there?
how about a little roll up in the hay?

so if you get gonorrhea,
don't give it to your wife,
then she gets a lawyer
it's the end of your life
if you get gonorrhea,
don't give it to your wife,
wrap your little willy's home
duck away a few night