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Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Take a Letter, Maria""Steak For Lecter, Maria"Michael Pacholek
"Take a Letter, Maria""Take This Lecher, Maria"John A. Barry
"Take A Letter, Maria""Can We Nuke North Korea?"Malcolm Higgins
"Take A Letter Maria""If You Get Gonorrhea"Malcolm Higgins
"Take a Letter, Maria""I Run For Gov'nor, Maria"Michael Pacholek
"Take a Letter Maria""Write a Letter Osama"Lydia Theys

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Take A Letter, Maria
   R.B. Greaves
To Sir, With Love
   Lulu
Take A Letter, Maria, To Sir, With Love
60s music

Misheard Lyrics:

"Take a Letter, Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was the woman I though I knew, in the arms of a lesbian.
Original Lyrics:
There was the woman I though I knew, in the arms of another man.
"Take A Letter, Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sinta guppy to my longd***.
Original Lyrics:
Send a copy to my lawyer.
"Take A Letter, Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a letter, Maria
And dress up like my wife.
Original Lyrics:
Take a letter, Maria
Address it to my wife.
"Take A Letter, Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a letter, Maria
And dress up to my wife.
Original Lyrics:
Take a letter, Maria
Address it to my wife.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Take A Letter Maria"
Better Lyrics:
Oh I caught gonorrhea
And gave it to my wife
And then she cut my balls off
With a rusty old knife
Original Lyrics:
Take a letter, Maria
And send it to my wife
And say I won't be coming home
Gonna start a new life
Submitted by: PMS

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Take A Letter, Maria"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I never really noticed
How sweet you are to me
It just so happens I'm free tonight
would you like to have dinner with me?
Why They're Inappropriate:
Isn't hitting on your secretary a form of sexual harassment?
Submitted by: kasumi
 

Dated Lyrics:

"Take A Letter, Maria"
The Dated Lyrics:
You've been many things but most of all a good secretary to me
I never really noticed how sweet you are to me
It just so happens I'm free tonight
Would you like to have dinner with me
Why They're Dated:
The guy's asking out his secretary. This was obviously before such a thing was considered sexual harassment.
Submitted by: helena
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Take A Letter Maria"
The Song Lyrics:
When a man loves a woman
It's hard to understand
Song They Mention:
When a Man Loves a Woman
Submitted by: crazydon
 
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