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Song Parodies -> "Can We Nuke North Korea?"

Original Song Title:

"Take A Letter, Maria"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R. B. Greaves

Parody Song Title:

"Can We Nuke North Korea?"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Last night as I got home about a half past ten
there was the video story, I saw on CNN
what a tool, that man's a fool,
had to get some equilibrium
Kim Jong IL has blown one up
a little nuclear plutonium

so can we nuke north korea? I think it would be right
bomb that little man at home, try to end his mad life
so can we nuke north korea? I think it would be right
bomb that little man at home, try to end his mad life

he's been many things, but most of all a little putzy nut S.O.B
it's times like this I feel, that his country should be history
were we wrong to be nice, give aid to help with their life
now this, I dare say, now we should slice and dice

so can we nuke north korea? I think it would be right
bomb that little man at home, try to end his mad life
so can we nuke north korea? I think it would be right
bomb that little man at home, try to end his mad life

when a man's a dictator, he's hard to understand
that he just loves James Bond flicks, is he secretly a fairied man?
I'd never really noticed, what a dick he was, you see
it just so happens I have a bomb
and I'd like to now deliver it free

so can we nuke north korea? I think it would be right
bomb that little man at home, try to end his mad life
so can we nuke north korea? I think it would be right
bomb that little man at home, try to end his mad life



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TJC - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny stuff...I didn't know about the "faire" part... wish you'd mixed up the chouses a bit, though...
2Eagle - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Good use of that sleasy song, but why did they bother to develop their own bomb when they have kim chee?

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