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Song Parodies -> "Along Came Thongs"

Original Song Title:

"Along Came Jones"

Original Performer:

Ray Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"Along Came Thongs"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I plopped down on the beachside chair, put on my sunblock too
just beside the salty sea, to try observe a few
I saw a pair comin, and I cheered and raised a glass
" if you didn't have all that fat, it wouldn't be up your ass"
and then I looked there
saw them riding up
I'll say what this poor man saw.. then then...

along came thongs
too small thongs
these were just wrong,
low riding thongs
along came two big cottage cheese thongs


how they went on, I wonder cause they rode right up their crack
hungry bums just a movin on, by the time I saw the back
I saw that lovely wife of mine, and she was havin fits
and she said "Malk stop lookin at asses, and those other bouncy bits!

and then I looked there
saw them riding up
I'll say what this poor man saw.. then then...

along came thongs
too small thongs
these were just wrong,
low riding thongs
along came two big cottage cheese thongs

so I got bugged, and I turned away, but soon found another show
I saw a person's granny, saunter up the beach real slow
I wondered why my eyes were watered as she came into my view
I said " hey granny gimme a towel and I will cover your wrinkly back!

and then I grabbed her
and I wrapped her up
and my wife was yellin

and then I looked there
saw them riding up
I'll say what this poor man saw.. then then...

along came thongs
too small thongs
these were just wrong,
low riding thongs
along came two big cottage cheese thongs

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Michael Pacholek - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Thong stung? Ooooh! It was 1959 and the Coasters, Malcolm, but you got that 3-2-2 I gave you on merit, or rather lack thereof. I've seen you work gross humor well. This is not it.

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