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Song Parodies -> "Peregrin, I Know You're One"

Original Song Title:

"Carry On My Wayward Son"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kansas

Parody Song Title:

"Peregrin, I Know You're One"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

if pips is a man, I'm dead... lol
Peregrin, I know you're one,
go tell Bill, and it's all done
lay this gender mess to rest,
don't be a guy no more

once I wrote a song of love and confusion
Merry pippin, were they chicks? are they cruisin?
I wrote songs to build the fire
told Bill they're two guys
on the stormy sea of gender devotion
amiright has finally got some emotion,
two chicks and they're laughing, dreaming,
Billy pulls his hair again

Peregrin, I know you're one
please tell Bill, for him, no fun
lay this issue down to rest,
don't imply no more

masquerading as a man, what's the reason?
Billy's questioned this, and what was the reason?
though I claim to be a wise man,
reality is I don't know

wrote a parody of love and devotion
more for Merry, it was filled with emotion,
and if and when you have misled me
Bill will laugh at me each day

Peregrin, I know you're one,
go tell Bill, and it's all done
lay this gender mess to rest,
don't be a guy no more

carry on, please tell Bill your real gender
Peregrin, or he'll have a deep ender
make his life no longer empty
we're all waitin for you

Peregrin, I know you're one,
go tell Bill, and it's all done
lay this gender mess to rest,
don't be a guy no more

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Overall Rating: 4.5

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Claude Prez - May 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Man, as many as you write, most of them should suck. I don't know how you do it.
Paul Robinson - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny stuff, Malcolm. 5-5-5
raddog20002002 - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I think it's funny, too! How about looking at my parody of the Kansas song?

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