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Song Parodies -> "How'z About A Date?"

Original Song Title:

"Eyes Without A Face"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Idol

Parody Song Title:

"How'z About A Date?"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I'm strung out on dope,
on hallucogens, baby can I call?
live without a home,
no bedroom, and no phone,
I'm living all alone
my hair is caked with grease
I have two s.t.d's
from a jail I was released

Les yeux sans visage (how's about a date?)
Les yeux sans visage (how's about a date?)
Les yeux sans visage (how's about a date?)
I've still got a cute face o how'z about a date???

do I waste my time?
to ask you to be mine?
or can you spare a dime?
you can make me sad
I cannot face the truth
I know I'm good for you

Les yeux sans visage (how's about a date?)
Les yeux sans visage (how's about a date?)
Les yeux sans visage (how's about a date?)
I've still got a cute face o how'z about a date???

if you turn me down, you know I'll be upset
can you just give me a kiss is that all I can get?
see a bar, spend your work wages, oh let's go and do
I'm on a mushroom psychadelic trip
take it further now, my brain is a slip
I'm thinkin of you, as you're out there so
say your prayers
say your prayers
say your prayers

as I close my eyes
and I wonder why
are you surprised?
come on babe, we two
can love what was once
the guy I was, can you?
but you look away, your eyes,

and now I realise...

Les yeux sans visage (how's about a date?)
Les yeux sans visage (how's about a date?)
Les yeux sans visage (how's about a date?)
I've still got a cute face o how'z about a date???

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carol - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Well I won't try to speak for anyone but myself, but personally I like it. 5's
JOANIE - May 06, 2006 - Report this comment
HOW'Z ABOUT NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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