I'm so scared, my legs I can't feel, it's like holdin empty space
then you walked into the room, and I knew the look on your face
you said you tried, you tried so hard, nothing else you could do
scalpel there, a slash of your hand, and my leg came unglued
a medical condition
do you lie or tell the truth
need fact not fiction,
I mean, would I lie to you?

you amputated,
I'm mutilated
I wanna say you're gross , I wanna see my leg
is it just a stump? or a nice wood peg?
should I say it?
should I tell you how I feel?
oh I wanted the birch, but you've used oak
I'm amputated

just when I think I'm under control, you'll say a little more
when I dance, if I get twirled, he'll screw me right to the floor
they say I really shouldn't mind now I've got a wooden behind
well I admit, I've seen less wood on most other guys
oh it's so confusing,
I wish you'd just confess
it's my leg I was losing
and now my life's a mess

you amputated,
I'm mutilated
I wanna say you're gross , I wanna see my leg
is it just a stump? or a nice wood peg?
should I say it?
should I tell you how I feel?
oh I wanted the birch, but you've used oak
I'm amputated

I like it
I waited so long, and now I've always got wood
what do I do?

should I say it?
should I tell you how I feel?
oh I wanted the birch, but you've used oak
I'm amputated
I'm amputated
I'm amputated