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Song Parodies -> "They Just Killed Another Three"

Original Song Title:

"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"They Just Killed Another Three"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

To the families of the three beautiful men killed today fighting for our freedoms. My greatest and humblest sorrows for your loss at the altar of freedom. Your loved and lost have paid the ultimate price for my ability to sit here a free man and write what I want. I want the president to find and kill osama bin laden yesterday and support whatever measures are necessary to bring every soldier, man and woman back alive as soon as possible. His words of weakness and complicity have made the world a worrisome place. These people cannot be reasoned or bargained with. God bless the souls we lost today. I am so sorry....our president didn't mention it, nor the soldier murdered by the extremist in the U.S.A the other day, having just finished basic training. A muslim extremist again. Your "president" was too busy denouncing the killing of a doctor for performing abortions to mention the troops, or the mindless murder . I think of you every day. My father was a soldier in the precursor to the S.A.S and SEAL programYou will always be in my prayers to be safe and return home
what's the matter wih the stuff he's saying?
could it be that it's a pack of lies
lets go print another trillion dollars
and another three of ours have died
where's osama hiding out lately barry?
the muslim world's hopes upon your shoulders you carry
one day please say or pray anyway
they just killed another three

why the grovel as you speak in Cairo
does one percent a country make?
did the drugs you smoked there back in college
cause your brain to crust a lot and bake?
holocaust you said it so sentimental
the palestine issue was a time to be gentle
not same, so lame, insane
barry, they just killed another three

oh it doesn't look good when you say in the papers
that abortion killing is obscene
there's a new thing around
will your courage be found there's a story in a magazine
saying that you're way too green....

now about re arming protected hummers
for the folks among the I.E.Ds
then you'd make me proud I'd write a nice one
baby and they'd all vote a five for me
but I listened to you say we love Allah
while michelle partied in france at a gala
I think you stink scared pink barry now
they just killed another three

what's the matter? it's the crowd you're leading
all the commie cons are running wild
no morality and no good values
and they shout you like a spoiled child
don't they know you'll even steal all of their money
they're as dumb as rats or drug testing bunnies
not hot, they've got your lot, barry
they just killed another three..

everybody's talkin bout your last speech,
barry but they just killed another three

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rob - June 05, 2009 - Report this comment
too bad the demoncrats and united nations kept W from going in after wmd's for 12 months. gave them plenty of time to hide them and obama, i mean usoma. here's a good question for the commies- name one good thing or one group of people the UN helped or freed? i didnt think so... great parable of truth in parody form as always
malcolm higgins - June 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Rob. you are a true ally here lately.:)
UnKnownVotrix - June 06, 2009 - Report this comment
I know, Lord HiGUNs . . . here in NorCAL it is so one-sided : toward Liverals ! We have the biggest Mosque, West of the Rockies here in the SFO EastBay ! !

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