Song Parodies -> Calories

Original Song Title:

"Valleri"

Original Performer:

The Monkees

  
Parody Song Title:

"Calories"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

calories she loves her calories

there's a girl I know who used to look so good
and I knew she ate her veggies, a dietary good
she watched her calories
yeah all her calories

Valleri. I love her Valleri.

now the the same little girls who used to be so thin
opens up her chubby mouth and shovels crap right in
yeah lots of calories
too many calories..

oh yeah... come on
no more...

calories..
she loves her calories
don't have those calories

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