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Song Parodies -> "Cialis"

Original Song Title:

"White Rabbit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jefferson Airplane

Parody Song Title:

"Cialis"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

for those who know, it's pronounces "sigh-alice" so it fits.. this is part three of the trilogy on ED peace.. or should I say.. "piece"
one pill makes it larger, and one pill you're not small
and the ones that doctor gave you
don't do anything at all

it's cialis, and you're "half foot tall"

and if you go take cialis and you know you'll have a ball
telephone hookers, show your caterpillar,
has given you the balls

and cialis, when you are so small

when the chick's head hits the headboard, she yells out
go man go!
and she sees your purple mushroom,
that you're sporting down below

go get cialis, you just have to know

when roundness and proportion with quite a floppy head
and it's all night, she's lying backwards
and the next round's up in her bed
remember what the doctor said
squeeze the head squeeze the head


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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 7

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Red Ant - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL. 5's.
Johnny D - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
"telephone hookers, show your caterpillar" ... "and she sees your purple mushroom, that you're sporting down below" ... LOL indeed.
John Barry - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
A fine ED parody. Check out http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/jeffersonairplane18.shtml for comparison.
Rick C - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I'd get three 5's up for this.
Michael Pacholek - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Malcolm's coming back hard.
malcolm higgins - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
malky needs he help sometimes, Michael..

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