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Song Parodies -> "Me And You Need The Dog Shampoo"

Original Song Title:

"Me And You And A Dog Named Boo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lobo

Parody Song Title:

"Me And You Need The Dog Shampoo"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I will not forget this day, walkin into that skunk spray
how it stuck to my pores after I'd scrubbed again
soap power makes this bad smell go, on the Hartz box it say's it's so
oh how I wish I could unplug my nose again

me and you need the dog shampoo
we need to scrub with grit and sand
me and you need the dog shampoo,
then I will be a clean man

I can still recall, that skunk seemed very tall
and this mornin we got sprayed runnin from it's home den
at Mcdonalds, met that jerk, said to clean up with butterworths
I just cleaned off my ass, then back on the road again


me and you need the dog shampoo
we need to scrub with grit and sand
me and you need the dog shampoo,
then I will be a clean man

so remember folks, one and all, when the skunk is standing up tall
he'll make you feel pretty solemn settling smells in your brain
and I wonder when this smell will go, hope it's done in a month or so
I gotta get away and get back in the bath again

me and you need the dog shampoo
we need to scrub with grit and sand
me and you need the dog shampoo,
then I will be a clean man

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Michael Pacholek - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
As Sir Cute One, Mr. James P. McCartney Jr., would say, "Yes, he's a very clean man, but a bit of a mixer!"

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