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Song Parodies -> "Don't Break A Fart"

Original Song Title:

"Achy Breaky Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Ray Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Break A Fart"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

you can tell the world your guts are all a whirl
but please don't let it rip until I'm gone
I know it's quite a task, but I don't have my mask
and I know I cant hold my breath in that long
it's another of your charms,
you smell just like a farm
a pig that's out there lyin in the sun
but that is being kind to think of your behind
and bout the toxic smell that is to come

don't break a fart,
don't overstress my heart
cause it you let that fart, it's like a sin
so open up the door, and let me leave before
you blow that out and toxic gas begins

your arse it way too raw, I bet in Arkansas
they pull upon the fire alarm today
or wrap their head in shrouds to stop the toxic cloud
that you've been savin up inside all day
was that your aunt Louise, coughing on her knees?
you let it loose while she was still too near
the cabbage you had, upset your stomach bad,
and what about the eggs and beans and beer

don't break a fart,
don't overstress my heart
cause it you let that fart, it's like a sin
so open up the door, and let me leave before
you blow that out and toxic gas begins



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Royce Miller - April 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm, thanks for the laughs
xqj - April 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Pardon me, but this song came out in the 90s, not 80s. Year was 1992.
I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I have a problem with controlling gas too. So I found this song really funny!!!!!!!
Decade Police - September 08, 2003 - Report this comment
You are right, xqj. What was the parody author thinking when he selected 80s instead of 90s?
Spoofatology - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Sick - but awesome. 555
aoid - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll bet the mouse pointer slipped in the listbox.
gracious green - April 10, 2005 - Report this comment
yeah...when i saw this song in the 80's list i was like...80's???.....wha?....but i thought?....hmm....haha anyway yeah it was a pretty good one....wrong section or not i still liked it i used to listen to that song all the time....sadly it's true i really did haha, but now my style of music is just slightly different....or....VERY different!

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