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Song Parodies -> "Hawaiian Eyes"

Original Song Title:

"Lyin' Eyes"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Hawaiian Eyes"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Maui girls just seem to wake up early
and they open eyes, and start to smile
all soft and nice, and sweet and always girly
she showers neat and doesn't wet the tiles

late at night we head off now to kona
check the local weed, and get it's price
it breaks her heart to find out there's only
mexicali red whch ain't so nice

she tells me she wants to see a lastic surgeon
change her facial looks to loo more white
I told her nothing changes but the bust size,
and while she's at it, stitch inside , be tight

she can't hide hawiian eyes
and those thighs, are a great surprise
thought by now she's realise
I really love this girl's hawaiian eyes

I see the cameras, I guess the "dog" is waiting,
a jumping bail freak, on the loose again
and here's dog's wife the big alsatian,
but blondies rein, dog's got his man again

she falls into my arms, the drugs have hit her
tries to go to sleep it's just her style
but now I'm randy, and I ant to love her
I guess I'll have to wait a litle while...

she can't hide hawiian eyes
and those thighs, are a great surprise
thought by now she's realise
I really love this girl's hawaiian eyes

she gets up, and pours herself another,
and stares out from behind those bleary eyes
I wonder if she every dates her brother
it looks outside like west virginia skies

she wonders ho I ever got this lazy
always yelling, hun get me a beer
and when she won't I know I will go crazy
her seat's beside the fridge I put it near

my oh my the surgeon's now the topic
I tell her twice I love her as she is
aint it funny how your woman wants to change things
as soon as she gets money from your biz

she can't hide hawiian eyes
and those thighs, are a great surprise
thought by now she's realise
I really love this girl's hawaiian eyes
I really love this girl's hawaiian eyes
I really love this girl's hawaiian eyes
I really love this girl's hawaiian eyes


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