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Song Parodies -> "Tell Her About It ( The Feminine Odor Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Tell Her About It"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Billy Joel
Parody Song Title:
"Tell Her About It ( The Feminine Odor Song)"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
thank god I bought shares in FDS years ago
listen boy
don't want to see you let a good girl smell this way
you know I don't like smelling anybody
when her hair is great
she's a real nice girl,
she always has shampoo
but a nice girl should smell nice way down there too..
listen boy,
I'm sure she thinks she's got it all under control
but you question her is that smell I sense
coming from her jelly roll?
she's a big girl now, so never let it go
and it's just the kind of thing she aught to know
tell her about it.,
tell her what your nose can feel
give her every reason to accept
that the problem is for real
tell her about it, buy her lots of fds
let her know she needs it,
there's much more, but I digress
listen boy, it's not automatically a certain guarantee
that the thing you smell she's not feeling well,
and a scrub's just what she needs
when you love someone, she's always insecure
so please tell her when she smells just like manure
tell her about it.,
tell her what your nose can feel
give her every reason to accept
that the problem is for real
tell her about it, buy her lots of fds
let her know she needs it,
there's much more, but I digress
cause now and then, she'll get to worrying,
just because your nose has scrunchied for so long
though you may not have said anything
that will be no consolation when she's gone
listen boy
don't want to see you let a good girl smell this way
you know I don't like smelling anybody
when her hair is great
she's a real nice girl,
she always has shampoo
but a nice girl should smell nice way down there too..
listen boy,
I'm sure she thinks she's got it all under control
but you question her is that smell I sense
coming from her jelly roll?
she's a big girl now, so never let it go
and it's just the kind of thing she aught to know
tell her about it, buy her lots of fds
let her know she needs it,
there's much more, but I digress
don't want to see you let a good girl smell this way
you know I don't like smelling anybody
when her hair is great
she's a real nice girl,
she always has shampoo
but a nice girl should smell nice way down there too..
listen boy,
I'm sure she thinks she's got it all under control
but you question her is that smell I sense
coming from her jelly roll?
she's a big girl now, so never let it go
and it's just the kind of thing she aught to know
tell her about it.,
tell her what your nose can feel
give her every reason to accept
that the problem is for real
tell her about it, buy her lots of fds
let her know she needs it,
there's much more, but I digress
listen boy, it's not automatically a certain guarantee
that the thing you smell she's not feeling well,
and a scrub's just what she needs
when you love someone, she's always insecure
so please tell her when she smells just like manure
tell her about it.,
tell her what your nose can feel
give her every reason to accept
that the problem is for real
tell her about it, buy her lots of fds
let her know she needs it,
there's much more, but I digress
cause now and then, she'll get to worrying,
just because your nose has scrunchied for so long
though you may not have said anything
that will be no consolation when she's gone
listen boy
don't want to see you let a good girl smell this way
you know I don't like smelling anybody
when her hair is great
she's a real nice girl,
she always has shampoo
but a nice girl should smell nice way down there too..
listen boy,
I'm sure she thinks she's got it all under control
but you question her is that smell I sense
coming from her jelly roll?
she's a big girl now, so never let it go
and it's just the kind of thing she aught to know
tell her about it, buy her lots of fds
let her know she needs it,
there's much more, but I digress
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eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! How do you tell someone that , without offending them! LOL!
Hey Malky, do you take a cold shower after you have relations with yourself?!!!
This stinks.
Good job. Can you vividly reenact the exact moment at which you were inspired to write this?
If it smells like cologne, leave it alone. ;-D
Tale as old as time/Smellier than brine/Problem with the Yeast....
ya.... do u have experiance from a past girlfriend? or just mom.............................................................??? its ok- i give it a ''B''
"Better my sister than my momma but mom's not bad!"
Could have been much better with a few word additions and a few removals here and there.
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