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Song Parodies -> "Tell Her About It ( The Feminine Odor Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Tell Her About It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Tell Her About It ( The Feminine Odor Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

thank god I bought shares in FDS years ago
listen boy
don't want to see you let a good girl smell this way
you know I don't like smelling anybody
when her hair is great
she's a real nice girl,
she always has shampoo
but a nice girl should smell nice way down there too..

listen boy,
I'm sure she thinks she's got it all under control
but you question her is that smell I sense
coming from her jelly roll?

she's a big girl now, so never let it go
and it's just the kind of thing she aught to know

tell her about it.,
tell her what your nose can feel
give her every reason to accept
that the problem is for real

tell her about it, buy her lots of fds
let her know she needs it,
there's much more, but I digress

listen boy, it's not automatically a certain guarantee
that the thing you smell she's not feeling well,
and a scrub's just what she needs
when you love someone, she's always insecure
so please tell her when she smells just like manure

tell her about it.,
tell her what your nose can feel
give her every reason to accept
that the problem is for real

tell her about it, buy her lots of fds
let her know she needs it,
there's much more, but I digress

cause now and then, she'll get to worrying,
just because your nose has scrunchied for so long
though you may not have said anything
that will be no consolation when she's gone


listen boy
don't want to see you let a good girl smell this way
you know I don't like smelling anybody
when her hair is great
she's a real nice girl,
she always has shampoo
but a nice girl should smell nice way down there too..

listen boy,
I'm sure she thinks she's got it all under control
but you question her is that smell I sense
coming from her jelly roll?

she's a big girl now, so never let it go
and it's just the kind of thing she aught to know


tell her about it, buy her lots of fds
let her know she needs it,
there's much more, but I digress

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Diva - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! How do you tell someone that , without offending them! LOL!
Maxi Padd - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Malky, do you take a cold shower after you have relations with yourself?!!!
Leo Jay - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
This stinks.
Jay W - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job. Can you vividly reenact the exact moment at which you were inspired to write this?
Johnny D - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
If it smells like cologne, leave it alone. ;-D
The Thought Police - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Tale as old as time/Smellier than brine/Problem with the Yeast....
aka skittles - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
ya.... do u have experiance from a past girlfriend? or just mom.............................................................??? its ok- i give it a ''B''
To quote "Cowboy" from the movie "Full Metal Jacket"- - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
"Better my sister than my momma but mom's not bad!"
J Burns - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Could have been much better with a few word additions and a few removals here and there.

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