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Song Parodies -> "It's Number Two...."

Original Song Title:

"Baby It's You"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"It's Number Two...."

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fart
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fart
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fart
fa fa fa fa fart
it's not the pain inside..that made me fart,,
it's just the way it feels, I spread them apart..
( cheeks cheeks )
many many many times I've tried..
my shorts are striped, my hole is trying
to do poo, what can I do.,.
thought pee myself....but it's number two...
it's number two...

you should see what I'm gonna do.. ( cheeks cheeks)
I think I've never ever ever ever let one skid through
(cheeks cheeks)
it doesn't matter what I eat,
I'm gonna have this poo so why I repeat
this line for you
it's what I do......
thought pee myself, myself......but it's number two...
it's number two...

fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fart
it's number 2 fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fart
it doesn't matter what I eat,
I'm gonna have this poo so why I repeat
this line for you
it's what I do......
thought pee myself, myself......but it's number two...
it's number two...
just leave me here all on my own....

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alvin - April 02, 2007 - Report this comment
love the 'cheeks cheeks'..lol
2Eagle - April 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Now, that was funny! But did the Beatles record that?
malcolm higgins - April 02, 2007 - Report this comment
2, I thought they did.. right after I killed you in a song... sorry bout that I forgot you might be a little sensitive on that ...

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