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Song Parodies -> "Pests"

Original Song Title:

"Blessed"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Pests"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

hey you, you're that and in my food
you'll spoil my mood
i will kill you and all your ant brood,
'cause you know, you are pests

I knoiw you just want the cream,
my salad so green,
or the softest buns I've ever seen,
any way, you're all pests

because you're a pest, I'll kill the nest,
I'll promise you that,
your thorax ripped up in five,
pull your head off and legs,
I promise you that I promise you that
you.. you're a pest,

I'll kill you your brothers and queen,
a massacrous scene,
little bodies where ants once had been,
anyway, you're all pests

because you're a pest, I'll kill the nest,
I'll promise you that,
your thorax ripped up in five,
pull your head off and legs,
I promise you that I promise you that
you.. you're a pest,

because you're a pest, I'll kill the nest,
I'll promise you that,
your thorax ripped up in five,
pull your head off and legs,
I promise you that I promise you that
you.. you're a pest,

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Jeremy Otto - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey Malcom, excellent parody! I think you're trying to break my record for most parodies based on one song (which would be the six parodies I wrote for Jimmy Eat World's "The Middle" around 3 or 4 years ago) but you've done one better--three parodies based on one song in a single day! :) This is the funniest of the three in my opinion.

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