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Song Parodies -> "(George has)"

Original Song Title:

"Cold As Ice"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"(George has)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

this one may even make Bill Tong's I told you may be a pain in the ass for him, I mean you are relentless.. but if they can't justify these kids' lives and find these weapons. I promise you that together we'll never let him forget it
George has rolled the dice,
he's willing to sacrifice
some lives
you got some bad advice
dubya, you'll pay the price, I know

Ive seen it before, it happens all the time
your daddy before you, didn't kill that slime
they're hidden away, you'll never find,
the weapons you said were leaving no time

dubya rolled the dice
was willing to sacrifice some lives
just who paid the price
the families are hurt tonight,
I know,
I've seen this before it happens all the time
protecting your oil, lives are lost in line
preserving black gold, with kids blown away,
where are those weapons, or Dubya you'll pay..

rolled...the dice
(you know who you are)
rolled... the ...dice
you rolled the dice for me

rolled the dice
rolled the dice for me
you know who you are
rolled the dice
rolled the dice, I know
rolled the dice
oh yes I know

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 9

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Will - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Malcolm. You're far too intelligent a writer to blindly follow Dubya's spin forever. (Now even YOU suspect there are no WMD's. ) Your parody will post later under my Guest Songs Parodies page during my next site update.
malcolm higgins - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm honoured (canehdian spelling of course) Will..... thanks man, keep up the good
Will - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
By the way... you've been upgraded on my Payback Parodies page from "sex-obsessed Republican" to "pro-Republican Canadian." All in good fun... :-)
Coral Snake - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment
If you and William Tong want to see the REAL reason Shrub gets us into these messes than take a gander at MY parody of Henry Clay Work's slave emancipation song Babylon is Fallen here at AmIRight. The name of the parody is Opium and Treason and that alone should explain a lot.

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