Song Parodies -> Two Guys Marryin' In Maine
| Original Song Title: | "Blue Eyes Cryin In The Rain" |
| Original Performer: | Willie Nelson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Two Guys Marryin' In Maine" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
in the twilight, now I see,
two guys marryin' in maine
then they kissed, those guys, and started
two guys married now in maine
love is grand, they both have "members"
marriage vows is their domain
christian people can't engender
two guys marryin' in maine
some day, they'll change the laws down under,
guys stroll hand in hand "oy mate"
then their cheeks will be a partin'
two guys marryin in maine
now their hair has turned to silver,
they can't sit without some pain
lubrication is thae answer
two guys marryin in maine
two guys marryin' in maine
then they kissed, those guys, and started
two guys married now in maine
love is grand, they both have "members"
marriage vows is their domain
christian people can't engender
two guys marryin' in maine
some day, they'll change the laws down under,
guys stroll hand in hand "oy mate"
then their cheeks will be a partin'
two guys marryin in maine
now their hair has turned to silver,
they can't sit without some pain
lubrication is thae answer
two guys marryin in maine
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I have only one question.....do you have a life other than on here? It's like every time I think they're going to stop....but they DONT. I'm shocked, shocked I tell you. It's like you're a parody machine. Wait...ARE you? Are you even REAL?!?!? *faints from the pressure of thinking to hard*
Last I heard, Maine hasn't lost its mind. What the hell is wrong with you? You're a very sick person. Quit imagining and poisoning this site with horrible parodies.
I guess, Don, your best friends may be "Neil and Bob"? let them get married ferkrissake.. all they want to do is love and be loved too but if they persist in being in our faces about how "proud they are" well.. let the parodies begin
Rock on Malcolm! Does this offend? Yes! It's a parody; this is one thing that parodies do! It was funny as hell!
Finally, we see other states joining in and letting gays marry! Great one! No more prejudice! Finally, we can marry! I love this one!
Our dearest (not) Don,... Gender does NOT matter when you love somebody. Gay couples are two people of the same sex who LOVE EACH OTHER. It's love; why are we so afraid?! Two people of the same gender loving each other is sick? I'll be frank: there's times when I think a man and a woman kissing or showing affection is sick; what goes around comes around. Prejudice caused this; hatred and ignorance are the things that are sick.
Your parody is surpassed only by the quality of it's political content!!! Another spot-on winner!!!
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