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Fun Music Information -> Willie Nelson
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Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Willie Nelson or Faron Young, Willie Nelson/Merle Haggard, Willie Nelson & Julio IglesiasQuotes:
My wife actually got worried about my drinking so much regular milk, you know, so she got me into rice milk and now soy milk, which I greatly enjoy. A soy mocha's a fine thing. Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Jokes:
I just saw on-line that Willie Nelson has revealed his secret to a long life. I know what the secret IS; "Don't die!" Submitted by: Jeff Williams
| Willie Nelson is "best-friends" with Billy Gibbons, the lead singer for ZZ Top. They both try to figure out what's in each other's beard. Submitted by: Jeff Williams
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| There are additional music jokes available. | |
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: The Red-headed Stranger. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Known informally as: Shotgun Willie . Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Thief, Honeysuckle Rose" | He was okay in both of these films. - Lynnetta Lore |
| "The Dukes of Hazzard" | He can't sing or act. Wow. How did he get on T.V.? - Jessie W. |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Wooly Nelson | He getting to be a little sheepish, isn't he? | Cowboy |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "On The Hoe Again" | "On The Road Again" | Mark |
| "You're Always On My Behind" | "You Were Always On My Mind" | Eileen Overstreet |
| "On the Phone Again" | "On the Road Again" | DarkJon64 |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Seasons Of My Heart," | Hearts don't contain seasons. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Whiskey River," | No river is made of whiskey | Penelope Beckinsale |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "I Think About You," Collin Raye | "Always On My Mind," Willie Nelson | |
| "Cars," Gary Numan | "On The Road Again," Willie Nelson | |
| "Where Am I Going?," Barbra Streisand | "On The Road Again," Willie Nelson | |
| "There's Something On Your Mind," Bobby Marchan | "Always On My Mind," Willie Nelson | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"She Is One" originally "She Is Gone"
Wendy Torrance
"Pancho And Left" originally "Pancho And Lefty"
Lorraine Thoanjer
"Are You Sue?" originally "Are You Sure?"
Candy Welty
"On The Road Gain" originally "On The Road Again"
That happens when you sit that long.
Peter
"On The Rod Again" originally "On The Road Again"
Millie Verst
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Blue Eyes Crying In The Drain" originally "Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain"
Alyssa Jayne
"Blue Eyes Crying In The Train" originally "Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain"
Alyssa Jayne
"Blue Eyes Crying In The Grain" originally "Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain"
Alyssa Jayne
"Mamas,Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Beg Cowboys" originally "Mamas,Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys"
Meg Owens
"Own The Road Again" originally "On The Road Again"
michelle (hell In mice)
Change a Letter:
"Man With The Blurs" originally "Man With The Blues"
Trouble finding his glasses?
Jessica Childress
"Are You Sore?" originally "Are You Sure?"
Candy Welty
"On The Roam Again" originally "On The Road Again"
Peter
"In The Road Again" originally "On The Road Again"
Someone got drunk when they were paving?
Peter
"Whisker River" originally "Whiskey River"
Deirdre Collins
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Sep 9
a parody of "On the Road Again" by Willie Nelson
72 yrs old + 5.5 yrs POW + 4 rounds of the Big C = An Older Man..... pay attention to his #2.....
soundclick.com: (Mp3)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "On The Road Again" | "On The Road Again" | Annie Gardener |
| "On the Road Again" | "Rollin' Coal Again" | G.R. Broski |
| "On The Road Again" | "In The Red Again" | Za Tawsch |
| "On The Road Again" | "Galling Toad Le Pen" | VU |
| "Blue Eyes Cryin' in the Rain" | "Blue States Voring me Away" | William Little |
| "On the Road Again" | "On the Rag Again" | Cactus Impersonator |
| "I'm My Own Grandpa" | "I'm Ilhan Omar" | Arch Vile |
| "On The Road Again" | "Back To School Again" | Darius Whitehead |
| "Hello, Walls" | "Hello, Wall" | Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran |
| "Hello, Walls" | "Hello, Wall" | Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Georgia On My Mind | Georgia Tourism Board | Tuneman84 |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain | Hurricane Relief | Allie |
| On The Road Again | Travel Agent | bob wiley |
| City Of New Orleans | Baton Rouge Chamber of Commerce | Big Mark |
| Whiskey River | Alcoholics Anonymous | crazydon |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Always It's You The Everly Brothers | Always On My Mind Willie Nelson | Always It's You On My Mind | Serafina |
| Blue Rose Is Pam Tillis | On The Road Again Willie Nelson | Blue Rose Is On The Road Again | Joe |
| Meet Me By The River's Edge Gaslight Anthem | Whiskey River Willie Nelson | Meet Me By The Whiskey River's Edge | Amanda Svenson |
| Blue Rose Is Pam Tillis | Always On My Mind Willie Nelson | Blue Rose Is Always On My Mind | Edward |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Boxcar Willie Nelson
Boxcar Willie combined with Willie Nelson
Submitted By: Polly Darton
Ozzy Nelson
Ozzy Osbourne combined with Willie Nelson
Old-time TV actor, but his first name was actually spelled Ozzie.
Submitted By: Ike
Little Willie Nelson
The Little Willies combined with Willie Nelson
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Wet Willie Nelson
Wet Willie combined with Willie Nelson
Submitted By: Jim
There are additional Willie Nelson Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"On the Road Again"
Misheard Lyrics: Like a robot can
Original Lyrics: On the road again
| "On the Road Again"
Misheard Lyrics: Knowing places like I've never been
Original Lyrics: Going places that I've never been
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"Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics: When we kissed goodbye and farted
Original Lyrics: When we kissed goodbye and parted
| "On the Road Again"
Misheard Lyrics: Going places like I've never been
Original Lyrics: Going places that I've never been
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics: Troll the ancient Yuleside carol.
Original Lyrics: Troll the ancient Yuletide carol.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Rachel Blattington This should be an entirely legitimate misheard lyric to cite, as the first time I heard this sung by Willie Nelson, it sure sounded like he said 'Yuleside'. I must have misheard that, I told myself. It wouldn't make sense, and 'Yuleside' isn't even a word, is it? But on listening to it again and again, I have increasing trouble believing that he didn't actually SING 'Yuleside'. If so, it reminds me that Willie is a well-known pot-smoker and makes me wonder if he might have had just a bit too much of it when he sang this. But still, this has the form of a misheard lyric, and we should give him the benefit of any doubt and assume it really IS a misheard lyric, not a missung one! |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"On the Road Again"
Better Lyrics:
On the Road Again
Our Queen has said she's on the road again
Again she's driving for judiciary ends
Our Queen is on the road again!
Our Queen has said she's on the road again
Again she's driving for judiciary ends
Our Queen is on the road again!
Original Lyrics:
On the road again
I just can't wait to get on the road again
The life I love is makin' music with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the road again.
I just can't wait to get on the road again
The life I love is makin' music with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the road again.
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
"On The Road Again"
Better Lyrics:
Back to Bennigan's
Just can't wait to get back to Bennigan's
The life I love is havin' cocktails with my friends
So we go to Happy Hour at Bennigan's
Just can't wait to get back to Bennigan's
The life I love is havin' cocktails with my friends
So we go to Happy Hour at Bennigan's
Original Lyrics:
On the road again
Just can't wait to get on the road again
The life I love is making music with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the road again
Just can't wait to get on the road again
The life I love is making music with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the road again
Submitted by: Chris Caillouet
"On the Road Again"
Better Lyrics:
On the phone again
Just can't wait to get on the phone again
You know I love it when I'm texting with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the phone again
On the phone again
While I take my car out for a spin
Sending photos of the traffic that I'm in
And I can't wait to [[CRASH]]
Just can't wait to get on the phone again
You know I love it when I'm texting with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the phone again
On the phone again
While I take my car out for a spin
Sending photos of the traffic that I'm in
And I can't wait to [[CRASH]]
Original Lyrics:
On the road again
Just can't wait to get on the road again
The life I love is making music with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the road again
On the road again
Goin' places that I've never been
Seein' things that I may never see again
And I can't wait to get on the road again
Just can't wait to get on the road again
The life I love is making music with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the road again
On the road again
Goin' places that I've never been
Seein' things that I may never see again
And I can't wait to get on the road again
Submitted by: Rex Ungericht
Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Last Stand in Open Country"
The Lyrics: I was looking for America in a western movie
I saw Pike Bishop stridin' through aqua verde He was heading down that dusty path Who They Mention: Pike Bishop - William Holden's character in the movie "The Wild Bunch"
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Ole Buttermilk Sky"
Opening Lines: Ole buttermilk sky, I'm keeping my eye peeled on you
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
| "Have I Told You Lately That I Love You?"
Opening Lines: Have I told you lately that I love you? Could I tell you once again somehow?
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
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| There are additional spelling lyrics available. | |
Song Title Space Change:
"Sittin' Gin Limbo" originally "Sitting In Limbo"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Sittin' Gin Limbo" originally "Sitting In Limbo"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Is Land In The Sea" originally "Island In The Sea"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Band Name Anagrams:
Nellie Wilson Submitted by: Anne
Not really a spoonerism, as one submitter posted.
Senile Ill Now Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Super Short Pop Songs:
"Denver" Length: 0:53
Submitted by: Joe Pearson
Song Title Acrostics:
HAM: "Half A Man"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Sunny How Time Flips Away" originally "Funny How Time Slips Away"
Submitted by: Rick O'Shea
"Blue Ryes Eyeing In The Crane" originally "Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain"
Submitted by: Heather Brockwell
"Blue Ryes Eyeing In The Crane" originally "Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain"
Submitted by: Flora Rolf
"Funny How Slime Tips Away" originally "Funny How Time Slips Away"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Funny How Time Whips A Sleigh" originally "Funny How Time Slips Away"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Nellie Wilson originally "Willie Nelson"
Submitted by: ron maloney
Crime Records:
"Tax evasion"
In addition to losing much of his properties, Nelson recorded an album ("The IRS Tapes: Who'll Buy My Memories") solely to pay back his past due taxes and fines, nearly $16 million by some accounts. (He's also been busted for marijuana and hallucinogenic mushroom possession.)
Submitted by: Agrimorfee
Missing Parts:
"16 Biggest Hits, Vol. I"
How can you have two volumes of biggest hits?
Submitted by: JC Foster
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