-> "It's The Drill She Loves"
Original Song Title:
"She Will Be Loved"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"It's The Drill She Loves"
The Lyrics
toothy queen and only 18
has some trouble with her teeth
luckily I am here to help her
open wide, and slide beneath
I drilled for hours and hours
and then drilled out several more
I filled up so many holes
but now there's several more
I don't mind drilling every day
when the dental plans they pay
look for the girl with the perfect smile
and you know I worked on her for a while
it's the drill she loves
the drill she loves
tap on enamel, molars need more
stuff that will make them look beauftiful
I know she used to get so insecure
it doesn't matter anymore
it's not always silver and silver caps
it's dental slaps that move this along yeah
your mouth is full and my door's always open
I will drill you whenever you want
I don't mind drilling every day
when the dental plans they pay
look for the girl with the perfect smile
and you know I worked on her for a while
it's the drill she loves
the drill she loves
it's the drill she loves
the drill she loves
I know where plaque hides
behind that new bar
know gingivitis will make you who you are
I know that good vibes mean nothing at all
get back to brushing, or every tooth will rot and fall.. yeah..
tap on enamel, molars need more
stuff that will make them look beauftiful
I don't mind drilling every day
when the dental plans they pay
look for the girl with the perfect smile
and you know I worked on her for a while
it's the drill she loves
the drill she loves
it's the drill she loves
the drill she loves
[in the background]
Please don't try so hard to say just smile
Please don't try so hard to say just smile
Yeah
[softly]
I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your gumline let me drill again
Try so hard to say good smile
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