-> "You Can't Be Fat"
Original Song Title:
"You Can't Change That"
Parody Song Title:
"You Can't Be Fat"
The Lyrics
honey I've always loved you,
I promise to always love you,
and I think the whole world of you,
but you can't be fat
there's nothing else in fail or pass
than to see you with a big fat ass,
can't you be size six, can't you show come class,
cause you can't be fat
you're the one who's bulking up,
and you can't be fat
you now always eat from greed,
and you can't be fat
you're the one who's bulking up,
and you can't be fat
you now always eat from greed,
and you can't be fat
you can change your bra size number,
and you can change your moccasins now
but you will stop me I can't love a cow,
so you can't be fat
you can leave your legs with the hair
and your back, I do not care
but you can't weigh enough for a pair,
no you can't be fat
you're the one who's bulking up,
and you can't be fat
you now always eat from greed,
and you can't be fat
you're the one who's bulking up,
and you can't be fat
you now always eat from greed,
and you can't be fat
you can change your bra size number,
and you can change your moccasins now
but you will stop me I can't love a cow,
so you can't be fat
you're the one who's bulking up,
and you can't be fat
you now always eat from greed,
and you can't be fat
you're the one who's bulking up,
and you can't be fat
you now always eat from greed,
and you can't be fat
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