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Song Parodies -> "You Can't Be Fat"

Original Song Title:

"You Can't Change That"

Original Performer:

Ray Parker Jr & Raydio

Parody Song Title:

"You Can't Be Fat"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

honey I've always loved you,
I promise to always love you,
and I think the whole world of you,
but you can't be fat

there's nothing else in fail or pass
than to see you with a big fat ass,
can't you be size six, can't you show come class,
cause you can't be fat

you're the one who's bulking up,
and you can't be fat
you now always eat from greed,
and you can't be fat
you're the one who's bulking up,
and you can't be fat
you now always eat from greed,
and you can't be fat

you can change your bra size number,
and you can change your moccasins now
but you will stop me I can't love a cow,
so you can't be fat

you can leave your legs with the hair
and your back, I do not care
but you can't weigh enough for a pair,
no you can't be fat

you're the one who's bulking up,
and you can't be fat
you now always eat from greed,
and you can't be fat
you're the one who's bulking up,
and you can't be fat
you now always eat from greed,
and you can't be fat

you can change your bra size number,
and you can change your moccasins now
but you will stop me I can't love a cow,
so you can't be fat

you're the one who's bulking up,
and you can't be fat
you now always eat from greed,
and you can't be fat
you're the one who's bulking up,
and you can't be fat
you now always eat from greed,
and you can't be fat



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