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Song Parodies -> "Born To Be Fat"

Original Song Title:

"Born To Be Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

George Thorogood

Parody Song Title:

"Born To Be Fat"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

on the night I arrived, my mom was stretched deep and wide
he's the biggest creature we've had yet
washed down gin and chicken skin
he was big fat and perspiration wet
I grew up less than lean, nothing in between,
and I didn't fit in any school,
I was dirty , furred, soap was a dirty word,
the only bath I had was swimmin in pools

now when you see me comin, get away,
I'm danger man at the food buffet,
the biggest piece of chicken was a leg like a bat,
I scoffed it down and cried aloud I'm born to be fat
born..... born to be fat
I was born born to be fat

now when I reached twenty one I had that old sweaty fold itch
breakin ass ripping farts, I tore my drawers apart,
a chubby gluttonous son of a ..b...

born to be fat,
that is the story of my life,
yeah doing things small was wrong,
'cause my ass was way too wide

now when I waste away, and my skin is in folds,
I know what the people will say,
they'll be glad to see me go,
but the restaurant knows,
they'll make a little from the buffet.


now when you see me comin, get away,
I'm danger man at the food buffet,
the biggest piece of chicken was a leg like a bat,
I scoffed it down and cried aloud I'm born to be fat
born..... born to be fat
I was born born to be fat

now when I waste away, and my skin is in folds,
I know what the people will say,
they'll be glad to see me go,
but the restaurant knows,
they'll make a profit on the buffet.

now when I waste away, and my skin is in folds,
I know what the people will say,
they'll be glad to see me go,
but the restaurant knows,
they'll make a profit on the buffet.

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Michael Pacholek - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Five square meals for your latest fat-astrophe.

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