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Song Parodies -> "(It Took ) The Longest Time"

Original Song Title:

"The Longest Time"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"(It Took ) The Longest Time"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

whoa wo wo wo
took the longest time
whoa wo wo
took the longest...

if I write a nice quintet tonight,
I'll have now one thousand, am I right?
I've lost my mind, now,
I need five songs to find,
but I will think you know it took the longest time

once I trailed Will Tong he had the most
but I persevered, now he is toast,
I do respect him,
in competition, I dissect him,
that was even though it took the longest time

whoa wo wo wo
took the longest time
whoa wo wo
took the longest...

I'll write songs till I become the best,
I love writing it puts hair upon my chest
so now I can't lie,
I'm just a little fat guy
I was into this, it took the longest time

maybe I won't last very long,
here, amiright
May lose to Will Tong,
maybe I've been trying too hard,
but I've come this far,
it's a grand that I hoped for

who knows how much further I'll go on
maybe till all my brainy cells are gone
I don't write filler,
I have the queen Miss miller,
since our last duet it's been the longest time

I had quite a job at the start,
I said to myself,
don't have a brain fart
I was hundreds down when I began,
but I hit "submit" again
now I'm four from the big door

that's the door that I'll be running through
thousand one, now I'll work number two,
I love this writing,
I find the wordplay so inviting,
now I don't mind that writing took the longest time

whoa wo wo wo
took the longest time
whoa wo wo
took the longest...time

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Peregrin - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good Mal
Royce Miller - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
thanks for the reading pleasure you've given
John Jenkins - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Congratulations on your 1,000 parodies! This was a good one. Don't slow down or Will is going to do to you what you did to him.
Johnny D - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
You may call yourself fat, but I call your lines phat ! Congratulations!
Diva - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
1000 you did it! It's been such fun reading your parodies, Malky! You are a warn and loveable character, thanks for all the crazy memories.
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
1000 parody songs on the site
1000 parody songs on the site
If one or two bottles should happen to pop (tonight)
1000 parodies still on the site!
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Ehh... must have had one bottle too many myself since I got that wrong. Well, whatever, still congrats Malcolm!
Adagio - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Congratulations on 1000, Malcolm!
Claude Prez - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Congrats Malc.
Ra'akone - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Congratulations.....you're getting there! I recently borke a more minor threashold......past the all important 25 barrier!
Steven Cavanagh - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done Malcolm. You've worked hard.
wdh - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done! Congrats!
Wild Man - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Congrats on 1000 Parodies, Man! Your Pics were great!
Michael Pacholek - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
A thousand. Either it means you're the king of parodies, or you have too much time on your hands. But remember: Pete Rose got more hits than Ty Cobb, but it didn't make him a better hitter. Just a hitting bettor.

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