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Song Parodies -> "Eggnog"

Original Song Title:

"Headlong"

Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Eggnog"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

now you're drinking eggnog, you're out of control
and you're drinking eggnog out of the bowl;
and it's tasting so strong,
but there ain't none dropping
and there's nothing I can do about it
nothing I can do, no nothing I can do about it
no there's nothin I can nothin I can nothin I can do about it

whisky in the eggnog it's right in the bowl
when you're drinkin eggnog, you're out of control,
whisky makes it so strong
and your lips are slopping, no there's nothing I can do about it yeah

feed it to a man, with a stick in his hand
hoop diddy diddy hoop diddy do
watch him fall cause he's a cripple watch him land
hoop diddy diddy hoop diddy do
take some home in a doggy bag
and it's those things you gonna be a drag
you're drinkin it tonight
and you'll start puking by the ending of the night
and I'll film it like cheap "b" movies

eggnog every friday and you're drinking eggnog,
out of the bowl
and the whisky makes it so strong
and the whole room lookin as you start pukin
and there's nothin I can nothing I can nothin I can do about it

when an egg nog man meets a nice pink lady
hoop diddy diddy hoop diddy do
soon they're really both drinking, and they're gonna be so crazy
hoop diddy diddy hoop diddy do
now your throat 's ready for whisky's return
you can't start walking cause now your guts a-churn
ain't no time to mention wrong from right
you're ralfing out the window at the end of the night

now you're drinking eggnog, you're out of control
and you're drinking eggnog out of the bowl;
and it's tasting so strong,
but there ain't none dropping
and there's nothing I can do about it
nothing I can do, no nothing I can do about it
no there's nothin I can nothin I can nothin I can do about it

eggnog every friday and you're drinking eggnog,
out of the bowl
and the whisky makes it so strong
and the whole room lookin as you start pukin
and there's nothin I can nothing I can nothin I can do about it

ah ha
eggnog
yeah yeah yeah
eggnog eggnog

eggnog
habbl habbl habbl habbl ( barf noises)



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