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Song Parodies -> "Cyclops, With One Eye In My Head"

Original Song Title:

"Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head"

Original Performer:

B.j. Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"Cyclops, With One Eye In My Head"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

cyclops with one eye in my head,
but that doesn't mean my eye
don't need visene when red,
glasses never fit,
one eye is centred on my head,
it's a small one..

so I just did me some talkin to a doc.
and he said I'm lucky with the eye,
I could be spock,
with those pointy ears,
one eye is centred on my head,
it's a small one..

but there's one thing, I know,
my eyebrow's cut so neatly,
I wink sweetly
it won't be long,
till cataracts, will try defeat me...

cyclops with one eye in my head,
but that doesn't mean my eye
don't need visene when red,
glasses never fit,
one eye is centred on my head,
it's a small one..

oh I'm never gonna get two eyes, through complainin...

cyclops with one eye in my head,
but that doesn't mean my eye
don't need visene when red,
glasses never fit,
one eye is centred on my head,
it's a small one..

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Adagio - September 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one!
Meriadoc - September 01, 2003 - Report this comment
This was hilarious!
Billy Florio - September 01, 2003 - Report this comment
But I aint gonna get two eyes by complaining lol..good job
Melhi - September 01, 2003 - Report this comment
This one could make for a funny video. Nice job.
Diva - September 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Your outrageous! I Love You!
Michael Pacholek - September 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Single Eye for the Straight Guy?
Wild Man - September 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Guess I forgot to leave a comment this also one of your greatest hits!

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