Song Parodies -> Pair (the Merry And Pippin Question)

Original Song Title:

"Hair"

Original Performer:

The Cowsills

  
Parody Song Title:

"Pair (the Merry And Pippin Question)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

I'm asking why?????
why? is one a guy?
I query noon and nighty night night
is Mer hung all right?
I query, need to know?
don't ask me why? ( cause he don't know)
it's not the stuff I've read,
about me good in bed...
darlin......

aww gimme an answer there
two chicks or a pair?
lying, scheming, teaming,
hung like action jackson

give it up you pair,
don't hold out no longer,
here merry there pippin,
everywhere what's within that, daddy daddy
pair pair pair pair pair pair pair
(show us) blow us?
long as we know chicks are the pair..


let the truth come out please
put the florios at ease
are you hung to the knees? a guy pair?
hung to the knees?
a guy or a girl oh please?
this is for the birds
just say those words end the wonder,
and the splendour tell the candor of that
pair pair pair pair pair pair pair pair
(show us) blow us?
long as we know chicks are the pair..


I've got it wrong, say curly wurly
snaggle, michael, billy wildy,
toiling, needing, fleecing
lying, scheming, teaming,
hung like action jackson
rotten . what we've gotten,
listed, cheated, hated
chowdered, powered mind's confettied,
mangles, tangles strangled?
are you yetis????

oh say can you please,
say you're guys, if you do,
then this song's cut short..

I'm through here
it's not fair,
everywhere
just come out yourself??

we'll be gaga when we know so,
are you chicks who practice yoga?
the yoga makes a blond
brilliantined
biblical pair

does Old Chuck G ignore it?
and malky, he abhors it..
hallelujah, Merry are you one?
why don't you guys just tell me?

hair hair hair hair hair hair hair hair
(show us) blow us?
long as we know chicks are the pair..
hair hair hair hair hair hair hair hair
(show us) blow us?
long as we know chicks are the pair..
that pair



phew....


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Peregrin - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm laughing fives! ***
Wild Man - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
I gave up long ago, too confusing for me. They're a mischeivious pair, but that's what makes it fun.
Johnny D - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Breathless!
Michael Pacholek - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm breaking out in fives!

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