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Song Parodies -> "Don't Let Him Eat Miss Riding Hood"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Animals

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Let Him Eat Miss Riding Hood"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Mommy, I don't understand this now..
that wolf, is he a little mad?
I just don't know, if grandma's alive
she's always such an angel
this story's wrong, it seems to be bad...

what's with this old, mean and nasty old wolf?
please, lord, don't let him eat miss riding hood...

Granny, her teeth were laid there see?
but now they're big and sharp and white...
and sometimes her "fur hat"
just seems a little too furry
I just can't see that beast inside...

what's with this old, mean and nasty old wolf?
please, lord, don't let him eat miss riding hood...

if "she" sems edgy she wants you to know..
that her hunger pangs are facing out for you..
all grannies problems are covered in hair
to "brush me" it's all it's meant to do

" Dear, I love you"
oh oh oh mommy, now I know no human
has thoughts like this big hairy one
maybe she should stay alone, and be fretting,
no food for it, no, not the "riding one"

what's with this old, mean and nasty old wolf?
please, lord, don't let him eat miss riding hood...

what's with this old, mean and nasty old wolf?
please, lord, don't let him eat miss riding hood...

what's with this old, mean and nasty old wolf?
please, lord, don't let him eat miss riding hood...

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John Barry - February 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Tasty. So LRRH's walking through the woods, when she's accosted by the wolf, who says, "LRRH, I'm going to f*** you!" LRRH replies, "No you're not. You're gonna eat me, just like it says in the book!"
crazy8snake - February 13, 2007 - Report this comment
OOOWWWWOOOO!!! What came first? LRRH or the 3 pigs? or is LRRH the dessert?
Kristof Robertson - February 13, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm gonna huff and puff and...oh, wrong story. ;-) Clever stuff, malcolm: great title sub. 555
Ann Hammond - February 13, 2007 - Report this comment
OOOWWWWOOOO!!!
Meriadoc - February 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Malcolm you've outdone yourself here - I really love this one!

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