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Song Parodies -> "Big Bottom Curls"

Original Song Title:

"Fat Bottomed Girls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Big Bottom Curls"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

for those of us with a hair fetish...ahhhhhhhhhh
are..you gonna do your hair tonight,
ahh make those blonde locks curly tight
then you gonna let it all fall out,
big bottom curls they make my fantasies abound.....

I don't like the skinny braid,
or the pig tails that you made
I just know my fetish lives in fantasy
I just know that my best presents
all smell like new herbal essence
hey my woman, please make a big curl style for me

I've been sitting in your home,
playing with your curling comb
and I dream of how you look and it's not fair,
you're so lively, my caresses,
flowing through your nice long tresses
make me happy I'm so glad your head's not bare

are..you gonna do your hair tonight,
ahh make those blonde locks curly tight
then you gonna let it all fall out,
big bottom curls they make my fantasies abound.....
big bottom curls they make my fantasies abound.....

hey listen here
now those afros with the bones
I don't like those auburn tones,
just stay blondie baby and you'll hang on to me
all that hair is your best treasure,
it gives me the greatest pleasure
hey my woman, you make a bad boy outta me

are..you gonna do your hair tonight,
ahh make those blonde locks curly tight
then you gonna let it all fall out,
big bottom curls they make my fantasies abound.....
big bottom curls they make my fantasies abound.....



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alvin rhodes - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
a very well done parody
Serafina - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Ditto on what Alvin said. I don't know the original song, but I had to give it a perfect score anyway.
Diva - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Wella done!

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