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Song Parodies -> "That Oldies' Lotion"

Original Song Title:

"The Loco Motion"

Original Performer:

Little Eva

Parody Song Title:

"That Oldies' Lotion"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

every body's tryin about a brand new thing now,
(come on baby, use the oldies' lotion)
it loosens up and covers over varicose veins now
(come on baby, use the oldies' lotion)

you rub it on and wrinkles, baby disappear
it even takes the cellulite from your big rear
so come on come on use. the oldies' lotion with me

just rub it round your lips now,
come on baby, mudpack, right now
it makes your crows feet go right back now

now that you will use it, well lets do your cheeks now
it makes you look so young and it will last you for weeks, now
non surgical a facelift it is plain to see
that skin issoft and tighter than it's ever been
so come on come on use the oldies lotion with me

a little bit of aloe, and a secret sauce
some weevil bits and nipple clips, and old peat moss
come on baby, use the oldies' lotion

rub a little more of the oldies lotion
(come on baby, use the oldies' lotion)
buy it in the store, yeah that oldies lotion
(come on baby, use the oldies' lotion)

there's never been a product that's so easy and true
it takes the years of sunning damage right out of you
so come on come on use, the oldies lotion with me
come on come on use the oldies lotion with me
come on come on use the oldies' lotion with me



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