-> "Gorgonzola"
Original Song Title:
"Lola"
Parody Song Title:
"Gorgonzola"
The Lyrics
I tried it on a sub, down in old Soho,
when it came with chips, and the cheese it was called gorgonzola
for short it's called zola
a buck fifty three, so I took a quick chance
I asked what it was, in a gutteral voice "gorgonzola"
in short it's just "zola"
gor gor gor gorgonzola
well I'm not the world's most appreciative man,
but when I bit inside it really made me smile,
gorgonzola
gor gor gor gorgonzola
well I drank that coke, and ate the chips,
wondered when it would widen my hips
I have fat legs, I shouldnt eat no cheese,
and now my thighs hang down to my knees
well I'm not dumb but I can't understand why I like this stuff,
and chedder's bland gorgonzola
I pushed it away, I walked to the door,
I couldnt eat no more. I loved that cheese
well I asked for more, and I got it for free
well I left my apartment just an hour before
and I wanted cheese, then I wanted some more,
I put some relish and stuff on a bun
and said it's to go kid, cause I gotta run
sometimes if I have time, I'll have it to stay,
and I always pay for just a little more gorgonzola
gor gor gor gorgonzola
well I tried a sub that I hadnt before
it was only a quarter of a dollar for more
when the sub guy said that he had swiss cheese
I begged and begged oh man pretty please,
now I'm not the worlds most mannerly guy
but with ham, I am and I take it with spam gorgonzola
gor gor gor gorgonzola
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