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Song Parodies -> "Dump"

Original Song Title:

"Jump"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Dump"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I get up, my stomach weighs me down...
I'm feelin rough, I hope it not big around..
and I'll go, no matter how it feels
it will be rolls and some bunches..
until my butt clears
oh can't you se me sitting here I got by butt against the
porcelean seat
unload my digested meat
and I hope I stay neat

might as well dump DUMP!
might as well dump
I'll go ahead and dump DUMP
go ahead and dump
awooh there's two what's that?
baby that was thin
I really don't know I don't know
just what I'll put in
oh can't you se me sitting here I got by butt against the
porcelean seat
unload my digested meat
and I hope I stay neat
might as well dump DUMP!
might as well dump
I'll go ahead and dump DUMP
go ahead and dump
might as well dump DUMP!
might as well dump
I'll go ahead and dump DUMP
go ahead and dump



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