Song Parodies -> Cough Drops Are Clearing Up My Head
| Original Song Title: | "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head" |
| Original Performer: | B.J Thomas |
| Parody Song Title: | "Cough Drops Are Clearing Up My Head" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
cough drops are clearing up my head
and I've bought humidifiers blowing two feet from my bed
nasal things to fix
those cough drops are clearing up my head, yes they're helping
so I just did me some talking to the doc,
and he said I need to bundle up my face and walk
get up off my ass
those cough drops are clearing up my head, yes they're helping
but there's new meds, I know
the pills they sent to cure me won't assure me
it won't be long I'll be depressed, and crying "poor me"
cough drops are clearing up my head
and I've bought humidifiers blowing two feet from my bed
nasal things to fix
those cough drops are clearing up my head, yes they're helping
but they're not free
nothing's workin for me..
------ Trumpet ------
It won't be long till medicines, will start to cure me
cough drops are clearing up my head
and I've bought humidifiers blowing two feet from my bed
nasal things to fix
those cough drops are clearing up my head, yes they're helping
but they're not free
nothing's workin for me..
and I've bought humidifiers blowing two feet from my bed
nasal things to fix
those cough drops are clearing up my head, yes they're helping
so I just did me some talking to the doc,
and he said I need to bundle up my face and walk
get up off my ass
those cough drops are clearing up my head, yes they're helping
but there's new meds, I know
the pills they sent to cure me won't assure me
it won't be long I'll be depressed, and crying "poor me"
cough drops are clearing up my head
and I've bought humidifiers blowing two feet from my bed
nasal things to fix
those cough drops are clearing up my head, yes they're helping
but they're not free
nothing's workin for me..
------ Trumpet ------
It won't be long till medicines, will start to cure me
cough drops are clearing up my head
and I've bought humidifiers blowing two feet from my bed
nasal things to fix
those cough drops are clearing up my head, yes they're helping
but they're not free
nothing's workin for me..
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Can't sneeze at this one Malcolm :)
lol...great title switch
I saw a funny commercial for "Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid" on TV once where it played part of this song, but it got cut off at the first line before "head" by gunfire.
he he
How frighteningly ironic...I've been fighting off a cold for the past few days and am still trying to shake it off as I'm typing this. Don't know the ENTIRE original song, but good job anyhow. Kauff...sniff-sniff...AYYYYYY-CHOOOOOOO!!!!! *groans*
Another honors thesis from the Nasal Academy. Take five of these and call me in the morning.
'Nasal things to fix" - cute line.
good one! 555 ah... the joys of being sick... NOT!
ahh you guys are too good to me.. no more sickness for malky though.. lost 135 pounds since january 30 2007 with the bypass surgery.. no meds nothing.. wow..living again
Quite the ill-ustriuos story. Take 555 aspirins and pen another parody in the morning. :-)
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