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Song Parodies -> "Blistery"

Original Song Title:

"Carry Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Stampeders

Parody Song Title:

"Blistery"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm

blistery, is my peeling skin,
the sun that I lay in
has fried me up you see...
mm mm
blistery,
cancerous for sure
drugs to make me poor
the choice was up to me

mm mm

blistery, boils with pus and goo
squeexe the juice right through
to hankies we will toss
mm mm
blistery a pizza for a face
rejected in every place
but it's just what it costs..

why is acne here?
can I still drink some beer?
pro-active will change my skin.....mmm mmm

blistery, like my poor dog's paws
covered up in gauze
to hide the agony
mm mm blistery
soon to be a scab
ointments I will dab
to fix me medically

why is acne here?
can I still drink some beer?
pro-active will change my skin.....mmm mmm

blistery
it heals and then it's gone
another one grows on
the arms that was ok
mm mm
blistery,
get me a q-tip
before I lose, it, flip..
just clear this up today..

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