-> "The Poconos"
Original Song Title:
"Kokomo"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Poconos"
The Lyrics
Georgia, Montana, I'd sooner see Havana,
and in San Francisco, better place to be though,
we're stormin the mormons,
a thousand miles from the beach
there's a place called poconos
that's where you don't wanna go,
with time to waste in the fall
you can watch the trees,
and get bit by honeybees
fall down on to your knees,
your epi-pen's in the hall
Georgia, Montana, I'd sooner see Havana,
and then San Francisco, better place to be though,
we're stormin the mormons,
babe I"ll never to take you to the Poconos,
our heater's broke, and our ass is froze,
that's where I'll never go
into the Poconos
it's in south P.A. so people stay away
we'll drive in the car, and we'll not get very far,
state troopers hide in the dark,
so they can check your speed
no pools, no beach no sand,
and you can pay in Kruggerands
it's like a twinkie land
so get me out of here..
Georgia, Montana, I'd sooner see Havana,
and then San Francisco, better place to be though,
we're stormin the mormons,
babe I'll never take you to the Poconos,
our heater's broke, and our ass is froze,
that's where I'll never go
into the Poconos
I once caught a glimpse of Quaker oats and shrimps
everybody knows a little place like poconos
so don't you ever go, just stay away from it all
stay out of Poconos
Georgia, Montana, I'd sooner see Havana,
and then San Francisco, better place to be though,
we're stormin the mormons,
babe I'll never take you to the Poconos,
our heater's broke, and our ass is froze,
that's where I'll never go
into the Poconos
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