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Song Parodies -> "They're Implants On Me"

Original Song Title:

"Take A Chance On Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Abba

Parody Song Title:

"They're Implants On Me"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

wasnt this supposed to be written by a chick? obviously I'm in touch with my "feminine side" sheesh
if you think they're mine,
cause they're looking fine,
puppies don't come free,
they're implants on me
if you do your very best,
with your intro line,
then you can feel my chest
darling anytime..

if you're all alone,
and you're looking at my "zone"
honey they're not free
they're implants on me
gonna proudly show my chest,
and don't have to lie
when I'm showing off my breasts
god I love this size

they're implants on me ( that's what I thought darling)
they're implants on me( ohh just squeeze them)

oh oh when I'm out dancing,
when I'm out walking
squeezing them together ( yeah holding them together)
listen to your comments,
watching people gawking, ( and now they're mine forever)
but you know I got 30 pounds of silicone,
they're like upside down ice cream cones it's magic...
hold on while I rest them there,
they're a truly awesome pair
and I think folk know
that I love them so

if you think they're mine,
cause they're looking fine,
puppies don't come free,
they're implants on me
if you do your very best,
with your intro line,
then you can feel my chest
darling anytime..

if you're all alone,
and you're looking at my "zone"
honey they're not free
they're implants on me
gonna proudly show my chest,
and don't have to lie
when I'm showing off my breasts
god I love this size

they're implants on me (that's no secret baby)
puppies don't come free

oh look, take your time, baby,
I am in no hurry,
gonna get to know you
for twenty bucks baby,
you don't have to worry,
promise that I'll show you,
but you know I got two things that I wanted to
and I bought them just for you,
they're magic
grab them quick don't you hesitate,
don't be rough, or they'll deflate,
and then they'd go,
so you'd better know...

if you think they're mine,
cause they're looking fine,
puppies don't come free,
they're implants on me
if you do your very best,
with your intro line,
then you can feel my chest
darling anytime..

if you're all alone,
and you're looking at my "zone"
honey they're not free
they're implants on me
gonna proudly show my chest,
and don't have to lie
when I'm showing off my breasts
god I love this size

ba ba ba ba ba
ba ba ba ba ba
puppies don't come free,
they're implants on me

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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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Peregrin - May 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Mal, I dunno what's happened to the voting on this - I thought it was very well written and funny!
malcolm higgins - May 22, 2003 - Report this comment
it started with my 1-1-1 demon again I write for those who enjoy.. and you know who you are *wink*
Ingeborg - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
This one should have gone on the "sister site" for sexually-themed parodies IMO; aside from that quibble, it's well-done as off-color versions go. 5-4-4 from me!

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