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Song Parodies -> "First Time Ever I Saw Your Place"

Original Song Title:

"First Time Ever I Saw Your Face"

Original Performer:

Roberta Flack Jacket

Parody Song Title:

"First Time Ever I Saw Your Place"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

first time ever I saw your place,
I saw some dundies, they were guys'
and the room had a bar, for the drinks you gave
to the dark and the white tinted guys

and the first time ever I used your head
I wiped the mess up with my hand
with a trembling hand , I reached the end
of the roll put there, a tissue "glove"

and the first time ever I played with you
I grabbed yout thing and you grabbed mine
and I hoped I'd get my fifty's worth
at least while I bought your time, for love

first time ever I saw your place
your place
your place
your place

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Schizo - August 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Hee. Sick mind that I have, I forgot 'head' had the meaning of 'loo' and thought the 'mess' was something different... but it seems I was just anticipating the third verse. Pretty funny.

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