Song Parodies -> That's A Moray
| Original Song Title: | "Thats Amore" |
| Original Performer: | Dean Martin |
| Parody Song Title: | "That's A Moray" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
when you're diving at night, and your feet feel the bite,
that's a moray
when your hand's in the cave, suddenly you'll need saved,
that's a moray
when you blubber and scream, but you have a bad dream
that's amore
when he hits all your fingers, with teeth that are stingers,
a moray...
that's a moray that's a moray
little fella
when he bites on your thumb, takes a chunk of your bum,
that's a moray
when you reach in his cave, he's all bravo and brave
he's a moray
and it's not how it feels, and you know you have eels,
that's a moray....
scuzza me, but you see, let them be, or you'll see
lotsa morays.......
that's a moray
when your hand's in the cave, suddenly you'll need saved,
that's a moray
when you blubber and scream, but you have a bad dream
that's amore
when he hits all your fingers, with teeth that are stingers,
a moray...
that's a moray that's a moray
little fella
when he bites on your thumb, takes a chunk of your bum,
that's a moray
when you reach in his cave, he's all bravo and brave
he's a moray
and it's not how it feels, and you know you have eels,
that's a moray....
scuzza me, but you see, let them be, or you'll see
lotsa morays.......
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Damn it! Another time one of my ideas is dont by someone else! I got to start writing them when I think of them
This is the type of writing that catches my attention--really clever. Just like William Tong's "Tequila" song. I'd much rather see William do more of that than just the Bush stuff all the time, because he really is talented, and so is Malcolm. Songs like these are something that everyone can understand and we all know what the subject matter is! No need to sit here and think about it, and I don't see anything offensive in it, either!
Actually, I did have to think about it. In the third line, "when you blubber and scream," did Malcolm intentionally or accidentally select "amore" instead of "a moray?" It works either way, but amore probably causes more blubbering and screaming than moray eels.
I also thought of this one years ago - "when you're diving and feel the bite of a great eel, that's a moray". Like Billy, I didn't write it down either :-(
"That's a moray" is an irresistible pun. I've seen it tossed off in a Disney flick (Little Mermaid?) and there's at least one recorded version, by "Renowned Children's Singer Linda Arnold."
Put your hand in a crack, and you don't get it back.. That's a moray!
Sir MalColm, ~Lord HiGuns~, Duke o'Sex-On-Knee, please Sir: . . . ~ No Mo Ray ~
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