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Fun Music Information -> Dean Martin

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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Dean Martin, others

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Dino Paul Crochetti. Submitted by: olds

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Dino. Submitted by: Martha Hankins

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Some Came Running, Rio Bravo, Ocean's Eleven, The Sons of Katie Elder, The Silencers"Why did Jerry Lewis ever become popular? - Mook

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Bukkake""Volare"abc123

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Money Burns A Hole In My Pocket,"Money doesn't burn holes.Yvette Bristle
"Lay Some Happiness On Me,"You can't lay an emotion on anyone.Yvette Bristle
"One Cup Of Happiness,"Happiness can't be put into a cup.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles,"You can't do anything forever.Yvette Bristle
"The Door Is Still Open To My Heart,"Hearts don't have doors.Peter

There are additional literally impossible song titles available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Baby Come Back," Player"Return To Me," Dean Martin
"Return To Me," Dean Martin"Come Running Back," Dean Martin
"Do The Boomerang," Junior Walker & The All Stars"Return To Me," Dean Martin
"I'm Gonna Knock On Your Door," Eddie Hodges"(Open Up The Door) Let The Good Times In," Dean Martin
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Sanding On The Corner" originally "Standing On The Corner"
Trina Lufkin
"Let Me Go Over" originally "Let Me Go Lover"
Jacqui O'Day
"Fee To Carry On" originally "Free To Carry On"
Carrying on isn't free after all.
Kayla Stewart
"Send Me The Pillow You Ream On" originally "Send Me The Pillow You Dream On"
Peter

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Return To Moe" originally "Return To Me"
Yvette Bristle
"Return To Mae" originally "Return To Me"
Yvette Bristle
"Return To Mel" originally "Return To Me"
Yvette Bristle
"Little Ole Wine Drinker Meg" originally "Little Ole Wine Drinker Me"
Isabella
"Monkey Burns A Hole In My Pocket" originally "Money Burns A Hole In My Pocket"
Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Free To Carry In" originally "Free To Carry On"
Cassandra
"Got Enough Indians" originally "Not Enough Indians"
Candy Welty
"Not Enough Indiana" originally "Not Enough Indians"
Candy Welty
"Came Running Back" originally "Come Running Back"
Candy Welty
"Come Running Buck" originally "Come Running Back"
Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

July 11
a parody of "That's Amore'" by Dean Martin
Written because only 6 states allow all people in love to marry.
Soundclick.com: (mp3)
Dec 27
a parody of "That's Amore" by Dean Martin
The story of Manualism, rarest music on the planet.
YouTube: (Video)
Apr 7
a parody of "That's Amore" by Dean Martin
The happiest day in your life? hmmmmm....
Soundclick: (mp3)
Nov 17
a parody of "That's Amore" by Dean Martin
Happy Thanksgiving! From Matthias and Below Average Dave...
www.youtube.com: (Youtube video)
Nov 30
a parody of "That's Amore" by Dean Martin
I performed some of my parodies in New York City about a year ago. This was the one that garnered by far the most audience participation. Hopefully, I'll have another available soon. (by Glen '2nz' Stollberger)
Youtube.com: (MPG when I loaded it)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Gentle On My Mind""Nibble On Your Mind"Sue Donym
"Houston""Stockton"John A. Barry
"Let It Snow""Let Us Roam!"Lionel Mertens
"The Last Time I Saw Paris""Do You Have Acid Reflux?"Al Silver
"Side By Side""Scythes By Side"Old Man Ribber
"That's Amore""That's A Green Job"Brock O'Brahma
"That's Amore""Cosa Nostra"John A. Barry
"Let It Snow""Meth and Snow"John A. Barry
"Ain't That A Kick In the Head""Ain't That A Kick In the Head"jackstill
"I Love Paris""I Love Perish"Parody Pete

There are additional song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Memories Are Made Of ThisClinic for AmnesiacsGretchen Wieners

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Love And Memories
   O.A.R.
Memories Are Made Of This
   Dean Martin
Love And Memories Are Made Of This
Modern rock combines with a classic.
Edlin
Old Dogs And Children And Watermelon Wine
   Tom T. Hall
Little Old Wind Drinker Me
   Dean Martin
Old Dogs, Little Children And Watermelon Wine....
...Drinker Me (Ed.'s Note: Donna ran out of space)
Donna Gelpigi
You Knows I Loves You
   Goldie Lookin Chain
Papa Loves Mambo
   Dean Martin
You Knows I Loves Mambo
Slyph
Where's Captain Kirk?
   Spizzenergi
Houston
   Dean Martin
Where's Captain Kirk? Houston
Britney Spears into pruning hooks
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Jimmy Dean Martin
Jimmy Dean combined with Dean Martin
Martinis and sausages on the house.
Submitted By: Peter Small

Misheard Lyrics:

"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eyes
Like a big big surprise
That's amore.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
"Volare"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, lawdy!
Original Lyrics:
Volare!
"Sway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Other dancers may pee on the floor
Dear by my eyes will see only you
Only you have the magic technique
When we sway I go wee
Original Lyrics:
Other dancers may be on the floor
Dear by my eyes will see only you
Only you have the magic technique
When we sway I go weak
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
With a big pizza pie
That's amore.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"When the Rhumba Rhythm starts to play"
Misheard Lyrics:
When morongo starts to play
Original Lyrics:
When the Rhumba Rhythm starts to play

Story about this misheard lyric by: Alejandra marquez

What I understood at a spinning class

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"That's Amore"
Better Lyrics:
When the bite that you feel, is a six foot long eel, that's a moray!
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's amore!
Submitted by: Fred Snider
"That's Amore"
Better Lyrics:
When an eel bites your thigh
And you think you might die
That's a moray!

[Ed's note: Excellent, Arnequis! Gave me a great laugh after a really hard day!]
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore!
Submitted by: Arnequis

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"That's Amore"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore
Why They're Nonsensical:
When the moon hits your eye, that's not 'amore'! That's 'painful'!
Submitted by: Kixxy 6
"In The Chapel In The Moonlight"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Till the roses turn to ashes,
Till the organ turns to rust
If you never come I'll still be there,
Till the moonlight turns to dust
Why They're Nonsensical:
Rust is iron oxide, hence formed only from iron and oxygen, the latter coming generally from the atmosphere. So only the iron parts of an organ could turn to rust. Since an organ is not made mainly of iron, the image makes little sense. Moonlight turning to dust is an even more far-fetched proposition. All light, including Moonlight, is energy in the form of electromagnetic radiation. While matter (including dust) and energy are interconvertable, moonlight turning to dust would not occur under any ordinarily existing conditions here on Earth. For electromagnetic radiation to turn into the sub-atomic particles that can make up stable matter as we know it requires much more energetic radiation than visible light, such as gamma rays. Even then a photon of gamma radiation would turn into a particle and it's antiparticle, such as a proton and an anti-proton. Unless those two are quickly separated and the anti-particle quickly transported to a distant part of the universe, devoid of 'ordinary' matter as we know it, the two particles are very unstable together and tend quickly to recombine into a gamma photon again. So in the ordinarily earthly setting we know, electromagnetic magnetic radiation, and esepecially visible light including Moonlight, won't be turning into a discernable amount of dust.
Submitted by: Valerie Cameron
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"That's Amore"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
In Napoli, where love is king,
When boy meets girl, here's what they say
Why They're Misrhymed:
These are the correct lyrics according to every lyrics site I've checked. But I've always thought that some older version of the song must have said '...here's what they sing:' instead of '...here's what they say:', since the former rhymes with 'king' while the latter does not. And after all, the words that follow are sung, not merely spoken.
Submitted by: Olga Ruiz
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Somewhere There's A Someone"
Opening Lines:
Somewhere there's a someone for everyone
Comments:
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"The Door Is Still Open To My Heart"
Opening Lines:
(The door is still open to my heart) I must confess that I cry from loneliness
Comments:
Submitted by: Candy Welty
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"Nobody's Baby: A Gain" originally "Nobody's Baby Again"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"That Sam Ore" originally "That's Amore"
I wonder who Sam Ore was to Deanno?
Submitted by: Peter
"That Sam Ore" originally "That's Amore"
Submitted by: Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid
"Note: No -- Ugh-- Indians" originally "Not Enough Indians"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Baby, It Scold Outside" originally "Baby, It's Cold Outside"
Submitted by: Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire

There are additional Song Title Space Change available.

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Let it Snow"
The Lyrics:
When we finally kiss goodnight
How I'll hate going out in the storm!
But if you really hold me tight,
All the way home I'll be warm.
Why:
'But if you really hold me tight'. . . as opposed to what, pretending to hold me? Should be 'but if you hold me really tight.' Lyricist error, not the singer. Thanks for letting me share this. Raises the hairs on my neck every time I hear it!!
Submitted by: Annie Engstrand
 

Song Title Anagrams:

"No Shout" originally "Houston"
Submitted by: Claire Grayson
"Oh, Not Us!" originally "Houston"
Submitted by: Claire Grayson
"Hut Soon" originally "Houston"
Submitted by: Claire Grayson
"Huns, Too" originally "Houston"
Submitted by: Claire Grayson
"No South" originally "Houston"
Submitted by: Claire Grayson

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Houston"
The Lyrics:
Goin' back to Houston, Houston, Houston
Why:
Houston, Texas
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Free To Carry On"
The Lyrics:
I'll taste the wine in Kingston Harbor, I'll sing a song in old San Juan.
I'll kiss a girl in Barcelona, and I'll be free to carry on.
Why:
Refers to Kingston, Jamaica, San Juan, Puerto Rico, and Barcelona, Spain.
Submitted by: Lucinda Blair
There are additional Real Places Mentioned in Songs available.

Songs That Are Banned:

"Wham Bam, Thank You Ma'am"
Another song from 1951 that was banned by radio stations for fear it was suggestive.
Submitted by: Peter

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Honey Burns A Mole In My Pocket" originally "Money Burns A Hole In My Pocket"
Submitted by: Jane Farnsworth

Foreign Language in English Songs:

"Volare"
The Lyrics:
Nel blu dipinto di blu.
Why:
This is Italian for "In the blue painted blue". And the song Volare means "To fly" in Italian.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
 

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Mean Dartin originally "Dean Martin"
Submitted by: Herculina Alencar

Other Artists:

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