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There are 43 misheard song lyrics for Dean Martin on amIright currently.
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"Everybody Loves Somebody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody finds some money someplace.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody finds somebody someplace.
"Everybody Loves Somebody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody loves some money sometimes.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody loves somebody sometimes.
"Everybody Loves Somebody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody wants some money sometimes.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody loves somebody sometimes.
This was released in the 60s, not the 50s!
"Everybody Loves Somebody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had it in my power
I would arrange for every girl to have a child.
I would arrange for every girl to have a child.
Original Lyrics:
If I had it in my power
I would arrange for every girl to have your charm.
I would arrange for every girl to have your charm.
"Gentle On My Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's snowing and your door is always open.
Original Lyrics:
It's knowing that your door is always open.
"Going Back To Houston"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going back to you stink
You stink
You stink.
You stink
You stink.
Original Lyrics:
Going back to Houston
Houston
Houston.
Houston
Houston.
"Let It Snow"
Misheard Lyrics:
It doesn't show signs of stopping
And I've bought some porn for copying.
And I've bought some porn for copying.
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't show signs of stopping
And I've bought some corn for popping.
And I've bought some corn for popping.
"Little Ole Wine Drinker, Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause my baby left a floater on a train.
Original Lyrics:
'cause my baby left for Florida on a train.
"Memories Are Made Of This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't forget a small O.D.
or
Don't forget a small, low leek.
or
Don't forget a small, low leek.
Original Lyrics:
Don't forget a small moonbeam.
"Memories Are Made Of This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take one fresh hand and a kiss.
Original Lyrics:
Take one fresh and tender kiss.
"Memories Are Made of This"
Misheard Lyrics:
The message you gave to me
Original Lyrics:
The mem'ries you gave to me
"Sway"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can hear the sound of violence long before it begins.
Original Lyrics:
I can hear the sound of violins long before it begins.
"Sway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Other dancers may pee on the floor
Dear by my eyes will see only you
Only you have the magic technique
When we sway I go wee
Dear by my eyes will see only you
Only you have the magic technique
When we sway I go wee
Original Lyrics:
Other dancers may be on the floor
Dear by my eyes will see only you
Only you have the magic technique
When we sway I go weak
Dear by my eyes will see only you
Only you have the magic technique
When we sway I go weak
"Sway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Other dancers may pee on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Other dancers may be on the floor.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hit your eye
Like a big pizza pie
It's gourmet.
Like a big pizza pie
It's gourmet.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits the sky
Like a big pizza pie
Like a big pizza pie
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
Like a big pizza pie
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits the sky
With a big piece of pie
Catch some more hay.
With a big piece of pie
Catch some more hay.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore!
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore!
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits the sky
Like a big piece o' pie
That's amore.
Like a big piece o' pie
That's amore.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits the sky
Like a big pizza pie
Eat some more, eh?
Like a big pizza pie
Eat some more, eh?
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore!
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore!
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits the sky
Like a big pizza pie
Have some more, eh?
Like a big pizza pie
Have some more, eh?
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits the sky
Like a big pizza pie
It's a moon ray.
Like a big pizza pie
It's a moon ray.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore!
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore!
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
like a big piece of pie
like a big piece of pie
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
Like a big pizza pie
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's L'amore.
That's L'amore.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
That's amore.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's Zamora.
That's Zamora.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
That's amore.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big piece of pie
That's a moray.
Like a big piece of pie
That's a moray.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big piece of pie
Like a big piece of pie
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
Like a big pizza pie
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
Add some ore egg.
Like a big pizza pie
Add some ore egg.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's an order.
Like a big pizza pie
That's an order.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a fish-finger pie...
Like a fish-finger pie...
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie...
Like a big pizza pie...
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
With a big pizza pie
That's amore.
With a big pizza pie
That's amore.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eyes
Like a big big surprise
That's amore.
Like a big big surprise
That's amore.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon lights the sky
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you dance down the street with a clod at your feet
You're in love.
You're in love.
Original Lyrics:
When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love.
You're in love.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you dance down the street with a clown at your feet
You're in love.
You're in love.
Original Lyrics:
When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love.
You're in love.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you walk down the street with a crowd at your feet
You're in love.
You're in love.
Original Lyrics:
When you walk down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love.
You're in love.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you walk down the street with the crowd at your feet
You're in love.
You're in love.
Original Lyrics:
When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love.
You're in love.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you walk in a dream, but you know you're not drinking
Signore
Signore
Original Lyrics:
When you walk in a dream but you know you're not dreaming
Signore
Signore
"Volare"
Misheard Lyrics:
Colare, oh, oh
Contare, oh, oh, oh, oh
Debloon depinto debloon
Dimigo di sadimantoo.
Contare, oh, oh, oh, oh
Debloon depinto debloon
Dimigo di sadimantoo.
Original Lyrics:
Volare, oh, oh
Volare, oh, oh, oh, oh
Nel blu, dipinto di blu
Felice di stare lassu.
Volare, oh, oh, oh, oh
Nel blu, dipinto di blu
Felice di stare lassu.
"Volare"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, lawdy!
Original Lyrics:
Volare!
"When The Rhumba Rhythm Starts To Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the riddler rhythm starts to play
Original Lyrics:
When the rhumba rhythm starts to play
"When The Rhumba Rhythm Starts To Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we sway I go 'Whhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeee!'
Original Lyrics:
When we sway I go weak.
"When the Rhumba Rhythm Starts to Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the lazy ocean monster show
Original Lyrics:
Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore
"When the Rhumba Rhythm starts to play"
Misheard Lyrics:
When morongo starts to play
Original Lyrics:
When the Rhumba Rhythm starts to play
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