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Song Parodies -> "A Sharp Elbow Hurts"

Original Song Title:

"A Marshmallow World"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"A Sharp Elbow Hurts"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Christmas music and mindless violence go together like peanut butter and chocolate, y'know?
Dude, a sharp elbow hurts, I'm no kidder
Sure is no fun to feel that poke now
Wish you would stay in your own damn lane (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Instead of jabbing me, you clown
Keep your sharp elbows down by your belly
Both your arms should swing vertically
Losing all my breath when you slam them in (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Have you not heard of saying "Please"? (ooh-ooh-ooh)

Oh, you act like an asshole, that's not a joke
You have to know how hard your limbs poke
An absolute asshole, know that you're wrong
I'm not that sure that you'll stop
Oh, it's a lung-punchy world right where you are (ah-ah-ah-ah)
'Cause you walk in a manner that hurts (ah-ah-ah-ah)
I'm not in your way nor too close, okay (ah-ah-ah)?
Just done because a sharp elbow hurts

Dude, a sharp elbow hurts, I'm no kidder
Like a hole punch between my pecs now
You wanna play this real violent game?
Afraid you're gonna win, no doubt
'Cause those sharp elbows pound me way too deep
Causing harm I can't shake off, you see
And so any threat that I could've said
Is not one that you would believe

Oh, why are you an asshole (ooh-ooh)? I need to know
I do not pose (ooh-ooh) a threat to you, bro
Just being an asshole (ooh-ooh), jabbing my lungs
Might just end up popping one (ah-ah-ah-ah)
It could be the reverse of when last month (ah-ah-ah-ah)
I did pull off the same move, doesn't work (ah-ah-ah-ah)
When on that one day, you were up my date (ah-ah-ah)
You earned the lesson: sharp elbows hurt

Doo, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo

Mmm...marshmallows...

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