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Song Parodies -> "Midwife Confessions"

Original Song Title:

"Midnight Confessions"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Grass Roots

Parody Song Title:

"Midwife Confessions"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

the sound of small footsteps, will soon be near,
I put on some lotion, the baby
brings out it's head, and then falls to the bed,

it's my midwife confessions
when I tell of the births that I want to
midwife confessions,
when I discuss all the kids I was on to
I lost two...

one kid had a ring, got stuck on the way
came out d.o.a.
and another before that, I ran out of time,
he drowned in his slime

dilate through the daytime,
widen up deep inside
pressing so close, inside's the baby
sometimes the forceps are wedged deep inside, it's just..


it's my midwife confessions
when I tell of the births that I want to
midwife confessions,
when I discuss all the kids I was on to
I lost two...

one kid had a ring, got stuck on the way
came out d.o.a.
and another before that, I ran out of time,
he drowned in his slime

it's my midwife confessions
when I tell of the births that I want to
midwife confessions,
when I discuss all the kids I was on to
it's my midwife confessions
when I tell of the births that I want to
midwife confessions,
when I discuss all the kids I was on to

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